I will say this, maybe Trump is on to something with this whole fuck due process thing...
https://kdvr.com/news/local/cyclist-killed-in-hit-and-run-crash-csp-searching-for-driver/Drunk driver kills a cyclist. Destroyed the winshield, so it's not a "I thought I hit a deer" thing, the guy thinks about it for a millisecond - if he's tagged for vehicular manslaughter as DUI, he does 10 years in the can. Hit and run vehicular manslaughter, maybe 6 months. So despite this happening with multiple witnesses who got his plates, he just drives off to detox. Will turn himself in in a few days, say "I panicked".
When we get full Trump going, that guy would try to bullshit us for a while with a bunch of smart talk, blah blah blah you gotta believe me and the judge would just go man whatever, the guys guilty as shit, we all know that, and sentence him to one night of rehabilitation.