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Re: Cycling
« Reply #255 on: October 15, 2024, 11:29:38 AM »

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #256 on: October 15, 2024, 11:50:16 AM »
Fucking hilarious. Good one ChickenGeo!

Kid should have run over or shot that pompous fucking bicyclist. Buy a car loser!
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #257 on: October 15, 2024, 12:04:30 PM »
Wanting America to be better is not America-hating, it’s patriotism.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #258 on: October 15, 2024, 12:14:19 PM »
Can’t be Murph, not rich enough.

Good one, Tempo!
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #259 on: October 15, 2024, 03:30:28 PM »
Fucking hilarious. Good one ChickenGeo!

Kid should have run over or shot that pompous fucking bicyclist. Buy a car loser!

That might have turned out poorly

https://www.petaluma360.com/article/news/driver-gets-3-years-in-petaluma-area-crash-that-hurt-4-cyclists/

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #260 on: October 15, 2024, 03:52:50 PM »
That might have turned out poorly

https://www.petaluma360.com/article/news/driver-gets-3-years-in-petaluma-area-crash-that-hurt-4-cyclists/

He should have run him over when he was falsely imprisoning the driver. Not when he was driving on the road.

I'm sure a jury of Utahites would agree if even charges would have been brought.
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« Reply #261 on: October 15, 2024, 04:12:44 PM »
He should have run him over when he was falsely imprisoning the driver. Not when he was driving on the road.

I'm sure a jury of Utahites would agree if even charges would have been brought.

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #262 on: October 15, 2024, 06:04:20 PM »
Utah Code Section 77-7-1
"Arrest" defined -- Restraint allowed. An arrest is an actual restraint of the person arrested or submission to custody. The person shall not be subjected to any more restraint than is necessary for his arrest and detention.

Utah Code § 77-7-3
A private person may arrest another:

(1) For a public offense committed or attempted in his presence; or
(2) When a felony has been committed and he has reasonable cause to believe the person arrested has committed it.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #263 on: October 15, 2024, 06:29:05 PM »
Utah Code Title 76. Utah Criminal Code § 76-5-304. Unlawful detention

(1) An actor commits unlawful detention if the actor intentionally or knowingly, without authority of law, and against the will of the victim, detains or restrains the victim under circumstances not constituting a violation of:

(a) kidnapping, Section 76-5-301;


Utah Code Title 76. Utah Criminal Code § 76-5-305. Defenses

(1) It is a defense under this part that:

(a) the actor was acting under a reasonable belief that:

(ii) the detention or restraint was authorized by law;



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Re: Cycling
« Reply #264 on: October 15, 2024, 07:09:23 PM »


For a 73 year old, this guy is a freaking rookie. I don't even need to watch more.

Just put a dent in the guys quarter panel, and either he...

1) Gets pissed and calls the cops himself
or
2) leaves and has a dented quarter panel

Third option is once the hullabaloo starts, reach in, grab the guys keys, and ride away

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #265 on: October 15, 2024, 09:31:14 PM »
For a 73 year old, this guy is a freaking rookie. I don't even need to watch more.

Just put a dent in the guys quarter panel, and either he...

1) Gets pissed and calls the cops himself
or
2) leaves and has a dented quarter panel

Third option is once the hullabaloo starts, reach in, grab the guys keys, and ride away

Except the driver did nothing wrong. The bicyclist was cited as well. Probably for being a stupid ass bicyclist.
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Re: Cycling
« Reply #266 on: October 15, 2024, 09:34:56 PM »
Except the driver did nothing wrong. The bicyclist was cited as well. Probably for being a stupid ass bicyclist.

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If you are going to go into conflict, know the rules of engagement. Sure, maybe you need to know when to go into conflict, but if you go in, don't go in stupid

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #267 on: October 17, 2024, 09:30:51 AM »
irrellevant

If you are going to go into conflict, know the rules of engagement. Sure, maybe you need to know when to go into conflict, but if you go in, don't go in stupid

Agree. If you're going in, don't be a puss about it - like this cycling twat.

High marks for the kid for staying cool. I'd don't know that 22-year-old me would have had that kind of restraint. Also, he was cited with no evidence. Nice work, cop. Thankfully the prosecutor threw it out.

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« Reply #268 on: October 17, 2024, 12:26:45 PM »
Agree. If you're going in, don't be a puss about it - like this cycling twat.

High marks for the kid for staying cool. I'd don't know that 22-year-old me would have had that kind of restraint. Also, he was cited with no evidence. Nice work, cop. Thankfully the prosecutor threw it out.

he was driving a car. You have to be pretty egregious to ever get prosecuted for anything you do in a car. Except speeding on Illinois 47 at 2 mile over the limit - that's a ticket you're gonna pay

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Re: Cycling
« Reply #269 on: October 17, 2024, 12:56:58 PM »
PSA for motorists and cyclists.