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Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program

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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #90 on: July 27, 2021, 10:29:27 AM »
I would fucking rather read 20 pages of Tempo telling us how right he was about the Bears than read a single one of your posts.

That’s right. Fucking Tempo, with his blooming onions and Jeff Frank’s cock in his mouth is way more desirable than you. At least Tempo has a shred of intelligence.

You have none of that.

Now, do you see where I’m coming from here?

I’m really feeling the love here. Tearing up. ❤️
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #91 on: July 27, 2021, 10:33:20 AM »
Yesterday's dumpster finds included two fishing poles, two bicycle pumps and two boxing gloves.

All in the same dumpster.

Man, I could really use a bicycle pump.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #92 on: July 27, 2021, 10:35:30 AM »
Ten years experience has given me a good eye. I saw the Kindle Fire through the tall kitchen garbage bag. The shape, size and color were right.

Of course, it wouldn't have worked if the bag had been black.

Then I saw a delivery Chinese food item. It had a clear plastic top, so I could see that it was fresh and full.

I've never crossed this particular bridge before. But because it was near the top, and still warm, I knew it had just gone in.

I ate it two nights ago. Because I survived, Heather had some the next night with basmati rice I'd also found.

We enjoyed it. Cashew Kung pow chicken, I think.

Posts like these are actually your most (only?) enjoyable posts on the forum.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #94 on: August 02, 2021, 06:20:53 PM »
https://twitter.com/JonRothstein/status/1421476430651736066?s=19

Thanks for the update...seems however, that we've all been down this road before. Lets hope this one is not another dead end.
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #95 on: August 15, 2021, 10:14:44 AM »
2022 Class is looking to be a pretty solid class from the guard aspect of course with Epps/Lewis/Bass all committed. Assuming all 3 make it here, along with our current freshman stepping up, even with losing Williams/Frazier/Belo, I would think the staff would be offering ALL scholarships to bigs.

We will be loaded from guard and wing areas. Kofi will be gone, that leaves Payne/Hawkins/Leib as our bigs? I know we have quite a few offers out there to bigs, but outside of Huff/maybe Corhen....all seem unattainable. Casey is possible I suppose, but even if this is the case he is a combo forward at best coming in.

Has anyone heard of any other BIGS that we have an interest in and that are strong possibilities,
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #96 on: September 16, 2021, 02:29:15 PM »
Fuck.

https://www.thechampaignroom.com/2021/9/16/22678118/brad-underwood-agrees-to-contract-extension-illinois-fighting-illini-ncaa-big-ten

Brad Underwood agrees to contract extension
The new deal keeps him in Champaign through ‘27.
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #97 on: September 16, 2021, 03:13:47 PM »
Shit.  I just started a thread about this, lol

It deserves its own thread. Rob shouldn't accuse you of Tempoing. 
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #98 on: October 24, 2021, 06:02:57 PM »
Kofi is getting suspended?
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #99 on: October 24, 2021, 06:04:21 PM »
Kofi is getting suspended?

Sold some Illini gear while in the transfer portal before it became legal. Probably only be 1 or 2 games.
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« Reply #100 on: October 24, 2021, 06:07:56 PM »
Sold some Illini gear while in the transfer portal before it became legal. Probably only be 1 or 2 games.
Sold some Illini gear while in the transfer portal before it became legal. Probably only be 1 or 2 games, for other programs.
Still hiding behind innuendo and practicing the art of omission.

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« Reply #101 on: October 24, 2021, 06:09:35 PM »
Sold some Illini gear while in the transfer portal before it became legal. Probably only be 1 or 2 games, for other programs.

True. We might get the death penalty or reduced scholarships. My bad
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« Reply #102 on: October 24, 2021, 06:53:31 PM »
True. We might get the death penalty or reduced scholarships. My bad
You might be right about 2 games tho. Our home games vs Michigan and PU.
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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #103 on: October 24, 2021, 08:10:32 PM »
Custard eats Papa John’s? That explains a lot. Especially his affection for coaches of questionable character and mediocre results.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Latest Article/Conjecture about the Program
« Reply #104 on: October 24, 2021, 10:56:53 PM »
Custard eats Papa John’s? That explains a lot. Especially his affection for coaches of questionable character and mediocre results.

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