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Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1005 on: June 22, 2021, 03:12:56 AM »
There is no one who ever would have thought it would come to this as the Loyola Debacle was tipping off.

I think B-Reel probably saw the writing on the wall after O got sent to juvey hall/detention, and had to write I Will Not x High-End Recruits a hundred times on Junior Guenther's chalkboard.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1006 on: June 22, 2021, 09:55:47 AM »
There is no one who ever would have thought it would come to this as the Loyola Debacle was tipping off.

At this point as an Illini fan who isn't expecting the worst?
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« Reply #1007 on: June 22, 2021, 10:55:51 AM »
At this point as an Illini fan who isn't expecting the worst?

Exactly.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1008 on: June 22, 2021, 11:00:35 AM »
Where's Smitty ?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1009 on: June 22, 2021, 11:39:55 AM »
At this point as an Illini fan who isn't expecting the worst?

I think we will be OK. A middling P5 team.
A consistent 8-ish seed to bubble team each year. Make tourney more often than not. Win a tourney game once in awhile. Maybe a S16 again before we die. LOL.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1010 on: June 22, 2021, 12:54:27 PM »
A couple more candidates:

Mike LaTulip and Jaylon Tate.

They were popular recruiting hosts when they were here.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1011 on: June 22, 2021, 01:10:17 PM »
It's not important that they be liked. It's important that they know where to make the drop.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1012 on: June 22, 2021, 02:11:31 PM »
It's not important that they be liked. It's important that they know where to make the drop.

apparently there's a superhero called bombastic bag man, or its a skin in a video game... i dunno, just came up when I google searched for bag man, which I assume coach U is doing the same

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« Reply #1013 on: June 22, 2021, 03:03:08 PM »
With the court ruling,  NIL,  transfer portal,  OTE, etc.;  bag men per se are passe.

The Duke / UK  model of annualy reloading  on bought 5 star talent is over.

The best bag men were always skilled salesmen. Now, what they are selling should be a little more over the table.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1014 on: June 22, 2021, 08:48:03 PM »
With the court ruling,  NIL,  transfer portal,  OTE, etc.;  bag men per se are passe.

The Duke / UK  model of annualy reloading  on bought 5 star talent is over.

The best bag men were always skilled salesmen. Now, what they are selling should be a little more over the table.

You're kidding, right?
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« Reply #1015 on: June 22, 2021, 10:19:51 PM »
You're kidding, right?

Which part?

Who needs bags of cash when you can openly get them an endorsement deal with Custard Cup and state of the art educational support?
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« Reply #1016 on: June 22, 2021, 10:28:58 PM »
That's not funny, ray.  Jesus Christ.

Both guys have a future in coaching. Someone actually suggested LaTulip.

Seriously, those who have a track  record admit they don't know, but they are guessing Tim Anderson.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1017 on: June 22, 2021, 11:37:57 PM »
Which part?

Who needs bags of cash when you can openly get them an endorsement deal with Custard Cup and state of the art educational support?

You still need to have access to the cash to do that. Illinois is still not going to match Duke or Kentucky at this point. Or tO$U or MI....
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« Reply #1018 on: June 23, 2021, 12:56:29 AM »
You still need to have access to the cash to do that. Illinois is still not going to match Duke or Kentucky at this point. Or tO$U or MI....

To me, bag man implies someone who delivers banned, under the table payments.

It is going to be interesting to see how all the changes shake out.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #1019 on: June 23, 2021, 12:34:00 PM »
Tim Anderson rumors picking up.

Here is the Chicago guy FWIW.