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Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #780 on: May 11, 2021, 10:04:21 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 08:05:29 PM
There's this weird period of time that unfolded in the last decade or so.

It's the era that came after universal access to the World Wide Web, but before people realized that "it's on the web" does *not* equal "it will be on the web forever."
Myspace and early Facebook were repositories of self-posted dirt and most of it is gone now.  Damn masses ruin everything
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #781 on: May 11, 2021, 11:10:19 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 04:46:21 PM
See, that's the thing.  I know for a fucking fact that I'm like 150% more qualified that anyone else that could possibly be applying for this job.  They should have just given me the fucker, but you have to go through the whole bullshit thing with HR and everything else.  And answer the bullshit questions.  And while it's all going on, maybe thinking, hell, maybe they're looking in another direction.  Fuck who knows, maybe I'm not a shoe in.  Maybe they found a cheaper option.  FUCK!

Yeah, I'm stressed.  God damnit.

HR people are the most worthless on the planet
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #782 on: May 12, 2021, 01:51:14 AM »
Edit: it's the next day, and the errors are still in the Chester article. I have contacted the relevant party to suggest changes.

« Last Edit: May 12, 2021, 11:45:28 AM by fucking »
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #783 on: May 12, 2021, 09:13:13 AM »
Yeah, it's a marketing piece for the BB program.
I don't quite get the blind fealty to college coaches.
I don't have the impression that Hulka even requires it like a McCaffery does who is in chronic butthurt mode and goes after guys in post game.

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #784 on: May 12, 2021, 10:17:52 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 03:58:55 PM
I just hope Dr. Frazier doesn't have to pronounce someone else dead in a fucked up car in the middle of the cold, cold Champaign winter.

Damn near forgot about that classic moment in Illini history. Thanks for the reminder!
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #785 on: May 12, 2021, 10:22:12 AM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 05:25:19 PM
There *is* one guy whose questions are generally along the lines of "how great is it to be so great?"

But I did a fairly shitty job today, so who am I to talk?

People might want to know about Gentry, but basically Brad's going to tell us what he wants to tell us. I didn't even realize that nobody asked about it.

That's a problem, too. You get distracted by writing stuff down, Tweeting, etc. Then you risk looking like an idiot for asking a question that someone just asked.

And because it's a Zoom, everyone sees it.

In the old days, you'd get a concise written report that leaves out all the banter and background, but also eliminates the boring and stupid and long-winded questions.

A couple of tips. Record/tweet after zoom conference. Problem solved.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #786 on: May 12, 2021, 10:40:20 AM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 05:49:17 PM
Also, I'm willing to fuck a stripper in a men's room stall. You like that, too.

Still? Rob, 25 forever
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #787 on: May 12, 2021, 10:42:46 AM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 06:07:11 PM
I once fucked a really dark-skinned black chick in a men's room stall. With the lights turned off,  I couldn't see her at all.

This is probably your best post in 10 years.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #788 on: May 12, 2021, 10:46:10 AM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 06:20:21 PM
Just taking care of my patrons.

You can't have two bartenders leave the floor at the same time, capisce?

Did she tip you? Monetarily?
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #789 on: May 12, 2021, 10:51:39 AM »
Quote from: Custard on May 11, 2021, 09:51:31 PM
Sorry, I meant for Tim Beckman gaffes, specifically.

P.S. I got some non-porta potty fuck stories but I’m not motivated to post them right now

When I was a server, I banged a chick on her last day in the parking lot in and around my car. We were the only two there. We closed the restaurant together that night. It was caught on security camera. My best friend ran the restaurant. He thought it was the funniest thing ever.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #790 on: May 12, 2021, 10:54:20 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 08:00:26 PM
Yeah, but it was fucking hilarious.

“We use the word Oskee!”

“Our motto is WIN. Whatever is necessary today!”

I mean, that shit is gold.

Tim Beckman will always be the gold standard for incompetence both on and off the field.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #791 on: May 12, 2021, 11:08:25 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on May 12, 2021, 10:22:12 AM
A couple of tips. Record/tweet after zoom conference. Problem solved.
Do you know why this solution fails in the modern news industry?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #792 on: May 12, 2021, 11:24:22 AM »
I remember in Groce's first year when we were top 10, people were worried Groce would leave after 1st year
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #793 on: May 12, 2021, 11:33:58 AM »
Ok, so we officially have one Assistant Coach.

Unofficially two openings.

We found out that Hulka cannot even answer emails or calls there is so much interest.
And also that he was on Zoom call all morning with BT coaches where they had a self help group that they are now GMs and
only renting assistants and players anymore.


Meanwhile Porter Moser just picked up the lead recruiter/Associate Head Coach from Arkansas.

I know these things take time, but we better get a fcking good chair when the music stops.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #794 on: May 12, 2021, 12:41:08 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 06:07:11 PM
I once fucked a really dark-skinned black chick in a men's room stall. With the lights turned off,  I couldn't see her at all.

Until she smiled.....maybe??
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