You’re telling me you live in this wonderful modern world compared to the rest of us Neandertals and you can’t get groceries delivered to your exurban McMansion? GMAB.
As far as who gets culled, well it seems to be the old, stupid, and those who haven’t taken care of themselves for years that are among the hardest hit.
Those groceries are packed and delivered by magic corona free fairies, I presume?
"My 85 year old in-laws have been to the store/CVS 3-4x as often as we have, and have politely waved off any offers for us to set up delivery."
lol.
There's always Doordash or one of those other ubiquitous companies. Just make sure you specify delivery by magic corona free fairies.
To set up delivery by my wife's cousin down the road. Which - that's still some point of contact because they have to go to the grocery store as well, but they actually glove up, mask up, and sanitize the groceries.
To be honest, the biggest upside of delivery is that my father-in-law wouldn't be behind the wheel of a car.