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Cricket Club of Illinois
« on: March 10, 2021, 05:37:56 PM »
Well the last cricketing campaign was a bust, but who else is getting excited for the upcoming NCAA intercollegiate nationals in Houston, TX next week? Hopefully our Illinois cricketers will have better tests than what we get in the T30 league. What a dog shit!

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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2021, 05:40:21 PM »
Couldn't wait a full week to introduce another alt?

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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2021, 05:50:17 PM »
Hey man, last campaign was a dog shit! Karteek Pusluri was the wroooooong choice to be captain of CCI. I don even care about COVID shortening the campaign, he is a shit bowler hands down. He makes the most average batsmen look like Shahid Afridi. They should move his arse to Mid Off and just skip his turn when it's his time to bowl.
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2021, 05:56:08 PM »
Couldn't wait a full week to introduce another alt?

Hold on everyone, we FINALLY have a decent cricket discussion, but no, let's make it about Rob.

So Rob, how is your mama? I have a new phone and lost her number, I swear...
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2021, 06:49:37 PM »
Wow, I am new here but anything is better than my old cricketing forum.

Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.

Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?

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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2021, 07:18:15 PM »
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2021, 07:38:21 PM »
Champaign Transplant has really lost it
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2021, 07:43:11 PM »
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2021, 08:21:11 PM »
Hey, I can't ever seem to find any CCI tests on Fan Duel or Draft Kings. Does anyone know if Bar Stool is going to have wagers available for these cricket tests?

I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2021, 04:36:21 AM »
Anyways, you are off in your thinking BIG man. Did you watch the Mizzou test last year? Karteek Pusluri OWNED them with 25+ centuries. With a performance like that, I don't care how he bowls, I really don't.

I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2021, 06:33:02 AM »
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The 'pool is a libertarian-leaning community, so I wouldn't ban these characters for being racist and ridiculous.

I'd ban them because they're boring.

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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2021, 07:37:07 AM »
The 'pool is a libertarian-leaning community, so I wouldn't ban these characters for being racist and ridiculous.

I'd ban them because they're boring.

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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2021, 09:52:00 AM »
What a dog shit!
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2021, 09:56:24 AM »
These are better mults than the Bill Gates one.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2021, 10:28:21 AM »

I'd ban them because they're boring.

I think everyone here can agree that we're glad you aren't in charge
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