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WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #870 on: September 24, 2020, 12:53:47 PM »
The fart has introduced a couple of gimmicks into his code which change the meaning (and actual words) of submissions.

It's funny when Goemaw changes the word "Bruce" to "oscar," but Fart went beyond proper names. His board is now purposely generating disinformation.

That's not just bad, it's actionable.

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #871 on: September 24, 2020, 01:02:24 PM »
He complains about the auto corrects so I take them away. Then he complains that I take them away.

I have no recollection whatsoever of making any autocorrect other than the ones that have been in use for ages. I had a hell of a time figuring out what you were even upset about. I had to go into the autocorrect settings to find that Democrats had somewhat recently been changed to Dummycrats. Which I don’t even think is funny.

When I found it, I erased it. I thought it would only affect new posts,
not change existing ones. I mean I’m sorry that this has unfolded in this manner but it certainly wasn’t intentional.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #872 on: September 24, 2020, 01:03:12 PM »
The only one left is Michigan fwiw
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #873 on: September 24, 2020, 01:04:24 PM »
Well, despite admittedly not knowing all the Easter Eggs, "disinformation" seems a bit strong. It is not as if any of the minds around here are ever going to be changed by logic, argument, or reason.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #874 on: September 24, 2020, 01:06:22 PM »
And I certainly knew you did not intend to refer to Democrats as Dummycrats.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #875 on: September 24, 2020, 01:44:06 PM »
The PAMan held hostage day 2 update:

Mrs. Enabler-in-Chief started yesterday morning getting all over the Agressive Son for a) not wearing a mask in the house outside of his room and b) using the wrong bathroom while he is on quarantine. In his standard whataboutism manner, he noted that he would have exposed everyone in the house before he knew his teammate tested positive, so what was the point? Thankfully Mrs. Enabler-in-Chief spent her morning packing and left early afternoon, apparently with at least 4 bottles of win in tow for a Wednesday to Friday afternoon excursion with a neighborhood girlfriend (who was also bringing additional booze from what I could gather hearing only one side of the phone call).  After she left, I told the Aggressive Son the in-house restrictions would be relaxed while the EIC was gone provided he took out the garbage and recycling.

I set up COVID testing this weekend at a local Walgreen's (for me) and at CVS for the Agressive Son (as Walgreen's requires the testing subjects to be 18).

I grilled 4 large chicken breasts (totaling 5 lbs) for the Aggressive Son, the older Passive Son, and me, made some brown rice in the Instant Pot and heated some leftover vegetables.  Tasty!

The Sox games starting at 5PM in Cleveland have been disorienting to my personal timeclock. It also appears to be disorienting to the Pale Hose. I was also left lamenting that but for the quarantine situation, I would have tried to organizeg a card game in the EIC's absence and have a few beverages with some of the fellas. Fuckin' Trump! Instead spent the evening exchanging quite a few texts, including those with similarly pissed off hockey parents instead, while watching Ricky blow another game with his pitching moves, reading the Rolling Stone top 500 albums of all time article (Marvin Gaye, What's Goin' On? number 1? Really?), and realizing I was now unfamiliar with about half of the artists on the list....
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #876 on: September 25, 2020, 12:26:55 PM »
Day 3 Held Hostage - not much happened yesterday. Ordered out for pizza online and it took an hour and 40 minutes to arrive. Sox game sucked just as much as waiting for the pizza.

Day 4 Held Hostage: The Enabler-in-Chief's friend can now stay an extra day. The residents at home rejoiced. Sucks I cannot go out to watch the Sox game. Will have to watch from home. Sox flag arrived in mail.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #877 on: September 26, 2020, 10:30:05 AM »
The PAMan can report that Walgreens claims he is COVID free. Result came back in about an hour.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #878 on: September 26, 2020, 12:39:14 PM »
Does that mean you can watch the Sox lose in devastating fashion in public?
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #879 on: September 26, 2020, 01:11:35 PM »
Does that mean you can watch the Sox lose in devastating fashion in public?

Yes, yes it does.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #880 on: September 26, 2020, 01:26:11 PM »
Who complained that you took the autocorrect away?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #881 on: September 26, 2020, 04:48:45 PM »
‘It’s like every red flag’: Trump-ordered HHS ad blitz raises alarms

“The [U.S. Department of Health and Human Services] is moving quickly on a highly unusual advertising campaign to ‘defeat despair’ about the coronavirus, a $300 million-plus effort that was shaped by a political appointee close to President Donald Trump and executed in part by close allies of the official, using taxpayer funds.”

“The ad blitz, described in some budget documents as the ‘Covid-19 immediate surge public advertising and awareness campaign,’ is expected to lean heavily on video interviews between administration officials and celebrities, who will discuss aspects of the coronavirus outbreak and address the Trump administration's response to the crisis, according to six individuals with knowledge of the campaign who described its workings to POLITICO.”

“Senior administration officials have already recorded interviews with celebrities like actor Dennis Quaid and singer CeCe Winans, and the Health and Human Services Department also has pursued television host Dr. Mehmet Oz and musician Garth Brooks for roles in the campaign.”

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/09/25/trump-hhs-ads-coronavirus-421957

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #882 on: September 28, 2020, 09:17:12 AM »
honestly I don't really care, whatever gets the information out that this virus is not as deadly as thought back in march and we need to get back to our normal lives, and to turn off the fucking fear mongering news because listening to them is destroying the country.  If it gets people out of bed and excited for life rather than suicidal I'd say its a valuable campaign.
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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #883 on: September 28, 2020, 12:15:00 PM »
honestly I don't really care, whatever gets the information out that this virus is not as deadly as thought back in march and we need to get back to our normal lives, and to turn off the fucking fear mongering news because listening to them is destroying the country.  If it gets people out of bed and excited for life rather than suicidal I'd say its a valuable campaign.

In March, Trump told us maybe 60k dead.

We are over 200k

60k is not as deadly as 200k - and you want to be my financial advisor?

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Re: WTF is the deal with the caronavirus?
« Reply #884 on: September 28, 2020, 12:29:40 PM »
Our Dear Leader has a new coronavirus advisor…we will return to “normal” soon.

President Trump's New COVID-19 Adviser Is Making Public Health Experts Nervous
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/09/04/909348915/president-trumps-new-covid-19-advisor-is-making-public-health-experts-nervous