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Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!

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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2021, 08:18:55 PM »
GOD'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

Lose twenty planets
Exorcise more
Blight more veggies
Work on upsilon variant
Bless fewer sneezers
Bless fewer countries
Save fewer Queens
Be more judgmental
Work more mysteriously
Floss
https://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod/status/1477050336250499073
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2021, 11:23:11 PM »
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2022, 12:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Miles Leonard on December 31, 2021, 07:54:07 PM
Another year closer to death. Yay!

Sad, but true. That is what makes it funny.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2022, 12:39:27 AM »
Quote from: illinicalvin on December 31, 2021, 09:13:07 AM
Are you going to post the screencap from your archive? Some of us don't even have memories that go back to November.

It was so great, that reprinting it myself would not  do it justice. Custard is obviously free to weigh in....
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2022, 12:47:28 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on January 01, 2022, 12:39:27 AM
It was so great, that reprinting it myself would not  do it justice. Custard is obviously free to weigh in....

We shall not cheapen it.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #20 on: September 26, 2022, 12:58:56 PM »
Happy New Year to all our Jewish Cesspoolers. Don't forget to start writing year 5783 on your checks.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2022, 11:01:30 PM »

Happy New Year to the morons and non-morons, and a healthy one too.
Good ball games today.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2022, 11:28:34 PM »
Dittoes
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2023, 12:23:32 AM »
Happy new years! Hope you all get laid more than you did in 2022! Except Dominic.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2023, 12:48:27 AM »
 Happy Polar Bear Swim Day!
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2023, 05:21:19 PM »
Happy New Years, fucktards!

I'm coming for your souls in 2024!
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2023, 05:33:41 PM »
Happy 2024, it's gonna be a dumpster fire of a year so enjoy it for now
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2023, 05:46:40 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on December 31, 2023, 05:21:19 PM
Happy New Years, fucktards!

I'm coming for your souls in 2024!
I hear you could use one. Be judicious.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2023, 05:51:36 PM »
Happy New Years morons and non-morons, and a healthy one too.
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Re: Happy New Year, Cesspoolers!
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2023, 11:40:37 PM »
Happy New Year souled, soiled, and soulless ghouls!
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