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Hey Tempo! Illini at MSU, Sat 10/10 230PMCentral FS1!

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Illinois (2-3, 0-2 Big Ten) at Michigan State (2-3, 0-2 Big Ten)
Date | Time   Saturday, Oct. 10 | 2:30 p.m. CT
Location   East Lansing, Michigan (Spartan Stadium) {BETTER LEAVE NOW, JUDGE JUDY}
Tickets   MSUSpartans.com
TV   FS1
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | SiriusXM (268)

CHAMPAIGN, Ill. — Illinois travels north to East Lansing on Saturday to take on Michigan State. Kickoff is set for 2:30 p.m. CT on FS1.

Saturday marks the 50th meeting between Illinois and Michigan State in the overall series dating back to 1955. The Fighting Illini trail in the all-time series, 20-27-2 {SHOCKING...ANOTHER B1G TEAM THE ILLINI HAVE A LOSING RECORD AGAINST}, but have won three of the last four against Michigan State.

This will be Illinois' first trip to Michigan State under head coach Bret Bielema, as the Illini have not traveled to East Lansing since a win in 2019.

Jack Kizer (play-by-play) and Mark Helfrich (analyst) have the national television broadcast on FS1. {NO SIDELINE CHICK? WTF? FOX SPARING NO EXPENSE FOR THIS ONE} The Busey Bank Illini Sports Network has the state-wide radio call with Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Kevin Mitchell (sideline).

Notes
ILLINOIS OFFENSE NOTES
• WR Collin Dixon is among the top wide receivers in the nation:
    » One of only three players in the nation to rank in the top 10 in receptions, receiving yards, and receiving touchdowns, along with Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith and Miami's Malachi Toney
    » Third in the nation in receiving touchdowns (8), one behind Ohio State's Jeremiah Smith and Oregon State's Jesse Legree {TOO BAD HE DOES NOT GET TO PLAY AGAINST THE ILLINI DEFENSE}
    » First Big Ten player with seven receiving TDs through three games since 2004 (Taylor Stubblefield, Purdue)
    » Broke Illinois' Gies Memorial Stadium record for receiving touchdowns in a season (7) in three games
    » Two touchdown receptions away from tying Illinois' single-season record of 10
    » Fourth in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receptions (40)
    » Eighth in the nation and third in the Big Ten in receiving yards (546)
    » 10th in the nation and third in the Big Ten in total touchdowns (8)
• QB Katin Houser ranks 12th in the nation and fourth in the Big Ten in ESPN's QBR metric (89.6). {HE WAS ON MSU ORIGINALLY....}
• Houser ranks among the nation's top quarterbacks in passing touchdowns (21st, 11), completions (22nd, 102), passing yards (27th, 1,246), and passing efficiency (49th, 152.9).
• All four primary running backs for Illinois have scored touchdowns this season: Aidan Laughery, Ca'Lil Valentine, Jordan Anderson, and Javari Barnett.
• Ca'Lil Valentine, who has 1,051 career rushing yards in three seasons at Illinois, suffered a season-ending leg injury against Purdue. He finished with 50 carries for 225 yards (4.5 yards/carry) and one touchdown this season.

ILLINOIS DEFENSE NOTES
• DB Juice Clarke ranks 10th in the nation in passes defended (6).
• Among defensive linemen, DL Will Holmes ranks 28th in the nation in total pressures (17) and 19th in hurries (10), according to PFF.
• DB Matthew Bailey is the only player in the nation returning after leading his team in tackles in 2024 and 2025. Bailey is Illinois' leading tackler this season with 37, including a career-high 14 at Ohio State.

ILLINOIS SPECIAL TEAMS NOTES
• Illinois ranks fifth in the nation and leads the Big Ten in punt return average (24.5). Mac Resetich has returned four punts for 98 yards, but does not meet the NCAA minimums to be ranked as an individual.
• Illinois has punted only nine times through five games.
• Illinois punter Lars Rau has landed four of his five punts inside the 12-yard line over the last two games, including two at Ohio State (4- and 7-yard lines) and two against Purdue (9- and 11- yard lines).
• Illinois kicker Ethan Moczulski is 7-for-9 on field goals, 7-for-8 inside of 60 yards, including two made field goals over 50 years.

East Lansing Weather!


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Mr. Roberts: Should be good weather for this shitfest!

Game time 78°
RealFeel® 78°
rain drop 0%
Mostly sunny
RealFeel Shade™ 75°
Wind S 10 mph
Max UV Index 2.8 (Moderate)
Wind Gusts 20 mph

Gambling!


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Brent: Greek, you missed on last week's over.
Greek: Yep, those teams stunk.
Brent: What do you have for us this week?
Greek: Does anyone really care?  Line started Illini -3. Sharps bet it down to -2.5. Money line was Illinois -135 to -165! Now -135 to -140. MSU +115 to +120. Over/under was 49 to 50.5. Down to 47.5 or 48 depending upon your book. Go with Fitzee and the points. His hate for Illinois is strong and Bielema looks confused on the sideline. Go with the under.

Tempo's Kompendium of Krap! This week sponsored by Sheepdog Firearms. Conveniently located off of I-57 in Monee. We don’t chase the sheep, we just make sure the wolves regret showing up for dinner. Our bite is worse than our bark. And our bark is 5.56.

Tempo, what do you have for us this week other than Twotter links?

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Tailgating update:

Was going to travel for this one, but even the local MSU fans said "Screw it" after last week.

Go Sox!
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