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Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2026, 06:02:37 PM »
Houck gone. Will coach the defense for food.....
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2026, 06:07:46 PM »
Houck gone. Will coach the defense for food.....

sorry if posted. There were times yesterday we had only 9 players on defense
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2026, 06:31:24 PM »
Bielema just put a couple, or a few, more hats on.
Wear them well.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2026, 06:33:07 PM »
sorry if posted. There were times yesterday we had only 9 players on defense

Golden Era of 9-man football?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2026, 07:24:53 PM »
RIP Golden Era

We barely knew thee
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2026, 07:37:22 PM »
maybe a new dc can count and communicate. not only the wrong number of defenders on the field, they didn't  know the play..
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2026, 08:15:27 PM »

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2026, 11:15:21 PM »
End of OSU game, is that Josh Whitman (AD) walking next to Brett Bielema?

https://x.com/glenn_kinley/status/2103932765611622539?s=20

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2026, 06:38:02 PM »
RIP Golden Era

We barely knew thee

Too soon to say.  We deserve the benefit of the doubt till after both seasons. 

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2026, 03:25:32 PM »
Hauck had to go, really should have never been hired to begin with. I’m stunned they pulled the trigger this early though.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2026, 03:29:42 PM »
End of OSU game, is that Josh Whitman (AD) walking next to Brett Bielema?

https://x.com/glenn_kinley/status/2103932765611622539?s=20

Appears so.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2026, 03:52:30 PM »
Hauck had to go, really should have never been hired to begin with. I’m stunned they pulled the trigger this early though.
Yes
Maybe, maybe not.
Yes. Early in the game I had mentioned to friends that I would be surprised if he was retained. Bielema didn't mince words about the defense after the game.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2026, 04:50:23 PM »
The GOP Senator from Missouri has solved it. The Illini Defense was at a Milwaukee Bucks game.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ tO$U, 9/26 11AM(!), FOX
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2026, 08:49:02 PM »
AI.

For Illinois football (2–2, through Sept. 26, 2026):

Time of possession: 27:11 per game — 125th nationally among 138 FBS teams.
College Football Ratings

Pass defense: 255.0 passing yards allowed per game — 119th nationally. Illinois has allowed 1,020 passing yards in four games.
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So, in national ranking terms: TOP 125th, pass defense 119th.
College Football Ratings

Not ideal.
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