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Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?

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Reacher

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Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« on: July 10, 2026, 03:18:49 PM »
The U.S. Senate Majority leader hasn’t been seen in a month, and no one (not even the POTUS) can tell us if he’s dead or alive. These are the stupidest times in modern history. If this isn’t a huge clue that the poltical establishment (and corporate media) doesn’t serve us, what is?




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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2026, 05:35:38 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on July 10, 2026, 03:18:49 PM
The U.S. Senate Majority leader hasn’t been seen in a month, and no one (not even the POTUS) can tell us if he’s dead or alive. These are the stupidest times in modern history. If this isn’t a huge clue that the poltical establishment (and corporate media) doesn’t serve us, what is?



Yet Laura Loomer looks at a photo of Gabby Giffords at a soccer watch party and declares her brain dead.

This one is pretty simple. He's already dead, but they are hiding it until August 7 because that prevents a special election to replace him.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2026, 12:55:27 AM »
Quote from: Reacher on July 10, 2026, 03:18:49 PM
The U.S. Senate Majority leader hasn’t been seen in a month, and no one (not even the POTUS) can tell us if he’s dead or alive. These are the stupidest times in modern history. If this isn’t a huge clue that the poltical establishment (and corporate media) doesn’t serve us, what is?



Same for the leader of Iran, but that doesn’t seem to bother you much.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2026, 08:32:02 AM »
Quote from: Custard on July 11, 2026, 12:55:27 AM
Same for the leader of Iran, but that doesn’t seem to bother you much.

Bizarre response
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2026, 08:32:43 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on July 10, 2026, 05:35:38 PM
Yet Laura Loomer looks at a photo of Gabby Giffords at a soccer watch party and declares her brain dead.

This one is pretty simple. He's already dead, but they are hiding it until August 7 because that prevents a special election to replace him.

He's almost certainly dead, which is exactly my point.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2026, 05:06:55 PM »
Hell!  Where's Mark Meadows?  In witness protection program?  Jack Smith knows. 
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2026, 07:09:33 PM »
Or is he on dead leave?

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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2026, 02:52:26 PM »
Well…where the fuck is he? Our media is such a joke.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2026, 10:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Reacher on September 05, 2026, 02:52:26 PM
Well…where the fuck is he? Our media is such a joke.

Not as much as the progressive DSA are since they are hosting a convention at a union busting hotel. What a bunch of pathetic hypocrites. Just scum of the Earth.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2026, 11:33:06 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 05, 2026, 10:01:15 PM
Not as much as the progressive DSA are since they are hosting a convention at a union busting hotel. What a bunch of pathetic hypocrites. Just scum of the Earth.

In a reasonable world, assuming everything is as bad as 67% of the US allegedly thinks it is, you’d think that Democrats would be a shoo-in for a midterm landslide.

Somehow, some way, they may learn (again) the hard way that Anti-Trumpism and handouts doesn’t constitute an effective platform. But I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #10 on: Today at 06:40:50 AM »
PAMan and Custard hilariously on script.
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Re: Where’s Mitch? Is Mitch McConnell still alive?
« Reply #11 on: Today at 07:07:06 AM »
I say hilariously on script because neither post has anything to do with the subject matter. They are just being their typical selves while yelling at clouds. It’s as if someone asked ChatGPT to create a couple of posts with things ThePAMan and Custard would say.
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