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2026 Chicago Bears

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2026, 12:25:56 AM »
sucks that crosby won't be a bear

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2026, 04:59:17 PM »
Yeah I'm good with not paying that price for Crosby
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2026, 10:10:50 PM »
We already have a QB who paints his nails, we don’t need a guy named Maxx too
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2026, 04:08:10 PM »
Hey guys. I was on TheScore this morning discussing how the Bears got screwed on the comp pick for Cunningham!

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2026, 05:26:04 PM »
Hey guys. I was on TheScore this morning discussing how the Bears got screwed on the comp pick for Cunningham!

Wow! Did a guy name Wayne or Ernest call in?
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2026, 11:59:06 AM »
Wow! Did a guy name Wayne or Ernest call in?

No.
That pervert Robert Kraft can go fuck himself.

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2026, 11:32:13 AM »
BRUTAL schedule... my god

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2026, 01:34:47 PM »
I think 10-7 is very achievable. Very achievable if the Bears are as good as we think they should be.
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2026, 01:35:35 PM »
Jets, Dolphins, Falcons, Saints. We’ve got some cupcakes in there.
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2026, 01:36:06 PM »
No easy divisional games, but that can’t be avoided.
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2026, 05:11:17 PM »
Jets, Dolphins, Falcons, Saints. We’ve got some cupcakes in there.

rest of the out of conference games are probably going to win their division or are at least playoff teams

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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #26 on: June 04, 2026, 12:16:46 PM »


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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #27 on: June 04, 2026, 12:21:04 PM »
The painted nails is a nice touch.
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2026, 11:52:20 AM »
I hear it's now the Hammond Bears.
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Re: 2026 Chicago Bears
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2026, 11:59:58 AM »
I hear it's now the Hammond Bears.

Let the Trumper suckers in Indiana pay for the stadium.
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