If you want something closer to an extremist, you’re probably looking for my friend Emily. She’s what some on the right might call a “self-hating Jew,” and we constantly argue because I have to explain to her that not all cops are bastards, and that Russia aren’t the good guys in the war in Ukraine (Ukraine has a Nazi problem!). She spends all of her time attacking Democrats and none of it attacking Republicans (even though she’s a leftist). I also had to explain to her that Roger Waters (with his $400 million net worth) isn’t actually a “tankie.”