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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #45 on: December 19, 2020, 04:35:16 PM »
The WI formula doesn’t seem to translate for any coach at WI once they are no longer at WI. I think he has a higher floor than Lovie Smith but those flashy W-L totals at WI are going to be basically irrelevant 9 years later in Orange and blue.

I think the experience at Arkansas was a pretty big wake up to the ol ego

Probably so. He has already said specifically he doesn’t intend to try and replicate the Wisconsin formula here. He threw the ball quite a bit more at Arkansas than he did at Wisconsin so it isn’t like he’s married to some ground and pound principle. Some of his Wisconsin teams put up some insane points. He also says he plans to run a 3-4 defense rather than the 4-3 he ran at UW.

I expect our teams under him to be tough and physical with a balanced offensive attack.
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« Reply #46 on: December 19, 2020, 05:08:26 PM »
Got to thinking Bert should probably start running with Josh but maybe limit it to like 50-100 yards at first.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2020, 05:26:10 PM »
Safe to say that Tempo does not like the angry white man hire?

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #48 on: December 19, 2020, 07:24:33 PM »
Probably so. He has already said specifically he doesn’t intend to try and replicate the Wisconsin formula here. He threw the ball quite a bit more at Arkansas than he did at Wisconsin so it isn’t like he’s married to some ground and pound principle. Some of his Wisconsin teams put up some insane points. He also says he plans to run a 3-4 defense rather than the 4-3 he ran at UW.

I expect our teams under him to be tough and physical with a balanced offensive attack.
That's probably good given the relative recruiting position we are in.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #49 on: December 19, 2020, 09:50:06 PM »

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #50 on: December 19, 2020, 09:50:55 PM »
Got to thinking Bert should probably start running with Josh but maybe limit it to like 50-100 yards at first.

Keep him away from papa dels and la bamba

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #51 on: December 19, 2020, 10:03:03 PM »
I like this guy....sums up pretty much how I feel

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #53 on: December 21, 2020, 08:48:42 PM »
He won the introductory press conference. Let's see about winning actual games now.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #54 on: December 21, 2020, 09:24:26 PM »
Things I never thought I would have to digest way back in January....

Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash, a global pandemic from China will kill Joe Diffie, Tony LaRussa will be hired by the White Sox, and Illinois will hire Brett Bielema

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2020, 09:36:32 PM »
He won the introductory press conference. Let's see about winning actual games now.

at least he wasn't talking about Lasagna
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2020, 10:13:49 PM »
One of my distributors in northern IL has the same last name. He called in an order today and when I answered I jokingly told him congratulations for his cousin being named head coach of Illinois football.

He said, “You’re about the fifth person that’s said that to me. I don’t even follow Illinois football. But we actually are cousins.  Our grandfathers were brothers.”
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2020, 10:42:10 PM »
I wanna party with Barstool Carl.

It's ironic that he used Twitter — a platform for imposing brevity — to repeat a single thought over and over and over and over again for more than two minutes.

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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2020, 11:34:02 PM »
I saw a Barstool Carl thing where he went to a Bears party and it was really awkward and one of the comments was something along the lines of, “I kinda get the feeling you weren’t actually invited to this party” and it perfectly summed up what I was feeling.
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Re: Brett Bielema
« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2020, 11:42:55 PM »
I just watched the presser and happened to catch this perfect 2020 moment:



Here we have a masked up Joey Wagner from the Decatur Herald-Review asking Bret Bielema muffled questions on a Zoom call.

Meanwhile, a man sitting in the same room with Joey Wagner is watching Joey Wagner on the same Zoom call.

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