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Cesspool Goes Hawaiian

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2026, 03:10:03 PM »
You know K3 is bad when my parents from Gardner and Coal City look down on it.

The food in NE IL? Seriously? I mean, it beats the Ozarks but wow, it’s pretty much BMC and fried fish on Friday

Yeah a few race riots and white flight almost killed the city itself. Parts of Bourbonnais and Bradley aren’t bad. There’s a reason Letterman gave the city the gazebo that sits in the cemetery by 57.

Lots of Chicago food influence seeps out into the exurbs.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2026, 04:27:13 PM »
Yeah a few race riots and white flight almost killed the city itself. Parts of Bourbonnais and Bradley aren’t bad. There’s a reason Letterman gave the city the gazebo that sits in the cemetery by 57.

Lots of Chicago food influence seeps out into the exurbs.

“BMC”

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2026, 11:48:02 PM »
If you want good Chicago style fast food in the Xurbs, you can find it. Pizza, pan or tavern style. Gyros. Vienna Beef hot dogs, polish, Italian Beef. Some good authentic Mexican places too. Local bbq pits. Food trucks, Mexican and Chicago style, are showing up.

Some people prefer a chain. Jersey Mike's, Portillo's, Culver's, Panera..
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2026, 12:14:53 AM »
If you want good Chicago style fast food in the Xurbs, you can find it. Pizza, pan or tavern style. Gyros. Vienna Beef hot dogs, polish, Italian Beef. Some good authentic Mexican places too. Local bbq pits. Food trucks, Mexican and Chicago style, are showing up.

Some people prefer a chain. Jersey Mike's, Portillo's, Culver's, Panera..

I love Mexican food, the more authentic the better. The best burritos I’ve ever eaten have come from the little taco shop in Onarga. Run by a husband and wife that barely speak English. Cash only. Very small menu except on Sundays when they host tour buses of Mexicans heading through the area on 57. I haven’t been there in several years now so some of that may have changed, but I have borderline erotic dreams about those pastor burritos.

I just looked them up on my google maps app to see if they’re still around, appears they are. They’re only rated 4.2 stars but nearly all the negative reviews I read were because the wait was too long, they didn’t accept card payment, didn’t speak enough English, or price was too high.

Sorry, but I feel a lot better buying a burrito off someone who barely speaks English, it’s a husband and wife and they get busy so sometimes you wait a bit, it’s not that hard to carry some cash, and $12 for a delicious 2+ lb burrito that makes 2-3 meals is pretty cheap to me. And they don’t put fucking French fries in them.

Visiting family the weekend of the 21st and will have to make a point to swing in there at some point.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2026, 06:01:28 PM »
If you want good Chicago style fast food in the Xurbs, you can find it. Pizza, pan or tavern style. Gyros. Vienna Beef hot dogs, polish, Italian Beef. Some good authentic Mexican places too. Local bbq pits. Food trucks, Mexican and Chicago style, are showing up.

Some people prefer a chain. Jersey Mike's, Portillo's, Culver's, Panera..

The Mexican food in Illinois is ass.

Exception: La Bamba

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2026, 08:31:38 PM »
The Mexican food in Illinois is ass.

Exception: La Bamba

You haven't been to the right places.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2026, 12:06:00 AM »
The Mexican food in Illinois is ass.

Exception: La Bamba

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2026, 12:36:25 AM »
Pilsen and Little Village. Bring your pistol if going to Little Village, though.
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2026, 10:02:37 PM »
You haven't been to the right places.

No … I grew up in Colorado, so yeah I have been to the right places

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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2026, 01:27:42 PM »


I was born at Riverside in Kankakee. The rural towns outside K3 aren’t so bad if you have a family business or a farm. Luckily my family had both, our family farm was made a centennial farm in 2019. But you also have to be ok with shit weather

It's looking like an interesting spring shaping up..
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Re: Cesspool Goes Hawaiian
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2026, 02:12:58 PM »
It's looking like an interesting spring shaping up..

Hopefully the farm is still there.
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