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Who should be the next football coach?

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Who should be the next football coach?
« on: December 13, 2020, 11:16:42 AM »
I have zero clue who realistically is available that could turn around this mess.
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2020, 11:21:10 AM »
The common names thrown around are Sean Lewis (Kent St, Babers guy) or Lance Leipold (Buffalo, Midwest ties from UW-WW)
 
But that isn’t really based on anything but connecting dots. Whitman doesn’t tip his hand on things like this. Or anything really

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2020, 11:26:10 AM »
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2020, 11:41:49 AM »
I dont know who it is yet, but the word is Whitman does

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2020, 11:51:28 AM »
Todd Monken is the other oft used name.

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2020, 11:56:06 AM »
Todd Monken is the other oft used name.

Jeff at Army or Todd? Have seen Jeff mentioned elsewhere. Makes sense.
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2020, 12:14:09 PM »
Someone who is not intent on having the first female in Big10 football to squib a kickoff would be a good start.

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2020, 12:15:11 PM »
Someone who is not intent on having the first female in Big10 football to squib a kickoff would be a good start.

That would be so Illinois
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2020, 12:15:59 PM »
Someone who is not intent on having the first female in Big10 football to squib a kickoff would be a good start.

Because Illinois
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2020, 12:18:50 PM »
Someone who is not intent on having the first female in Big10 football to squib a kickoff would be a good start.

Would she have made those FGs yesterday?
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2020, 12:29:28 PM »
Would she have made those FGs yesterday?
Now, now......
The holder had the strings facing the wrong direction on the short one, and a 53 harder in those conditions was probably not a good idea.
Where you surprised when it came up 10 yards short ? 🤣

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2020, 12:33:46 PM »
I have no idea. I have no names.  As I've said before, I fear Illinois is just a coach wasteland. But Whitman loves to spend money and he's a good saleman so maybe he can bring someone in.

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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2020, 12:47:12 PM »
I dont know who it is yet, but the word is Whitman does

I’m sure he knew already who or else he wouldn’t have pulled the trigger. Seems to be his style.
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2020, 01:05:02 PM »
Well, this was one way to distract from last night's complete debacle.
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Re: Who should be the next football coach?
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2020, 01:09:46 PM »
Well, this was one way to distract from last night's complete debacle.

My thoughts exactly
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