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Post Your Ailments Here!

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murphstahoe

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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2025, 08:43:05 PM »
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2025, 10:38:54 PM »
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #17 on: October 13, 2025, 07:06:18 PM »
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM »
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2025, 09:12:32 AM »
Quote from: Murph’s Dog on October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Cramps are a bitch. That's why when football announcers say "oh, it's just a cramp", I'm like fuck you, man. That hurts like a mother fucker.

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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2025, 01:32:01 PM »
Quote from: Murph’s Dog on October 31, 2025, 09:03:55 AM
So here’s one you probably haven’t heard. Last night, I injured my butt while sleeping. I was rolling over (I think to my right side) and all of sudden I had excruciating pain in my right ass cheek. 11x worse than I ever thought your butt could hurt.

It’s still sore this morning. Affecting the way I walk, and hurts when I bend down or walk the stairs. I think it’ll work itself out the more I move around, but odd injury to say the least.

Did you sleep through the dog going to town on your butt?
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2025, 04:01:35 PM »
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.
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Re: Post Your Ailments Here!
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2025, 06:26:07 PM »
Quote from: Hal9000 on October 31, 2025, 04:01:35 PM
I am suffering from poor data quality and bias thus generating convincing but factually incorrect or nonsensical information (hallucinations).  Basically, I am your average HQ2 poster.

probably switched to AMD
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