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Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #135 on: September 20, 2025, 09:53:15 PM »
Interesting to see the response next week. Do we come out pissed off and pummel USC? Or do we lay on the ground and continue to get run over on our way to a 3,4,5 win season?

History of this program tells us it's the latter. That's why the cup always stays on. The sad life of an Illini fan.

Oh we’ll go 6-6 so we can witness destruction in the Red Bull Shit Bowl

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #136 on: September 20, 2025, 09:53:45 PM »
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #137 on: September 20, 2025, 09:54:47 PM »
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #138 on: September 20, 2025, 10:09:03 PM »
We not only get taken to the fucking shed but we leave Bloomington with more key starters getting hurt due to being kept in a game that was over in the first quarter.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #139 on: September 20, 2025, 11:55:20 PM »
Oh we’ll go 6-6 so we can witness destruction in the Red Bull Shit Bowl

Enjoy our Golden Era while it lasts.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #140 on: September 21, 2025, 10:17:29 AM »
Illinois has the worst line in the big ten even though they returned all the starters. 

Fire Bart Miller

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #141 on: September 21, 2025, 12:43:43 PM »
Illinois has the worst line in the big ten even though they returned all the starters. 

Fire Bart Miller

Makes one wonder exactly what they are spending the NIL money on. Not linemen or receivers.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #142 on: September 21, 2025, 01:34:33 PM »
Still ranked at #23. LMFAO. We shouldn’t even be in the top 50 after that debacle.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #143 on: September 21, 2025, 02:31:04 PM »
Makes one wonder exactly what they are spending the NIL money on. Not linemen or receivers.

Yes, linemen and receivers…
Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #144 on: September 21, 2025, 02:33:41 PM »
Still ranked at #23. LMFAO. We shouldn’t even be in the top 50 after that debacle.

Yeah that was not good
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #145 on: September 21, 2025, 05:41:43 PM »
Yes, linemen and receivers…

Then they are failing in NIL evaluations.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #146 on: September 22, 2025, 06:02:39 AM »
Keep it simple.



6 1/2 point dogs vs USC.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #147 on: September 22, 2025, 08:26:09 AM »
If we lose Against Usc...oh boy

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #148 on: September 22, 2025, 08:37:54 AM »
Doesn’t sound like we’ll have much for players in the secondary for this game so keep the cup on
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini @ Indiana! 9/20 at 6:30PM CDT!
« Reply #149 on: September 22, 2025, 08:40:13 AM »
I don't need a cup. Again.