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Dookie vs. Illini

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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2020, 09:49:50 PM »
Kofi's gotta go up stronger with that.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2020, 09:56:17 PM »
Here comes Duke
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2020, 09:56:37 PM »
Right on cue, the refs are getting Duke back in it.

Even Bilas is calling them out.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2020, 10:14:22 PM »
How many times is Cockburn going to get blocked?
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2020, 10:24:09 PM »
The great analytic minds of college basketball coaching have realized Kofi’s only move in the post with his back to the basket is to slowly turn around with his elbows up and try to overpower his opponent with a two handed heave. It gives the defense a ton of time to double and strip him or block him. If he had Giorgi’s footwork he’d be unstoppable. Or if Giorgi was built like Kofi. But then we’d only have 5 fouls instead of 10 at that position.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #20 on: December 08, 2020, 10:26:37 PM »
All right guys time to dig in and finish this off
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #21 on: December 08, 2020, 10:32:03 PM »
I’m in love with Curbelo😍
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #22 on: December 08, 2020, 10:33:50 PM »
Curbelo is way too balls to the wall. Slow it down. You gotta burn clock now.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2020, 10:37:07 PM »
Curbelo is way too balls to the wall. Slow it down. You gotta burn clock now.

He wants to show off and show out. Dude is gonna be scary good.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2020, 10:42:07 PM »
We're gonna fucking do it, aren't we?

I got goosebumps yo
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2020, 10:44:36 PM »
Too bad there wasn't a packed house to watch Illinois run over Duke. Of course, it might have been a closer game if fans had been  allowed in Camper Von Beethoven Arena.


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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2020, 10:45:11 PM »
Good double digit win, at Cameron.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2020, 10:48:51 PM »
We took Duke's punch and punched them back. Previous years we would have pissed down our collective legs and blown this one.
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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2020, 10:49:08 PM »
Good double digit win, at Cameron.

This is a good team. Very good

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Re: Dookie vs. Illini
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2020, 10:52:38 PM »
Controlled the game start to finish save a minute or two. Underwood coached a great game IMO. The offense looked cohesive when we aren’t playing the best defensive backcourt in the country. Happy for the players and staff. They’ve come a long long ways.
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