So The PAThey is up early to do yard maintenance before it gets too hot. No Mow May turned into Weed Wacker June. I finish the back and do the front. My legs are covered with grass/weed remains. The grass is not high enough to mow, but there are those single tall blades that are 12 inches high so I am just using the weed wacker to "mow" the front. Some chick comes up while I am using the electric weed wacker on the causeway. She points to the car parked right in front of my house. I politely stop what I am doing so she can pass, get in her SUV and drive away.
She opens the passenger door to put stuff and and goes, "Do you have a blower so I can blow stuff off my car?" I look, don't see anything on her car, but say, "Sorry, I do not."
She responds, "Are you?"
At this point, my mind is developing numerous options for a response like in The Terminator when the old guy knocks on Arnold's door to bitch about something and he picks "Fuck you, asshole" from the 4 options presented on his internal screen.
Instead of "Sorry you are not successful enough to buy a house with a garage where you can park your car in instead of parking on the street"; "There are plenty of other spots to park on the neighborhood": "Fuck you cunt"; as she had a Baptist church license plate holder ''What would Jesus do, ma'am?"; I instead chose, "Yes, I am."
She replied, "Ok, then." And took off.
I can't wait for it to snow as I am going to pack all the shoveled snow around her fucking car....Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
I am asking, WWTD (what would Tempo do) in this situation, since he has been citing Jesus quite a bit lately.
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