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2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2025, 02:27:05 PM »
Why? He sucks, right?!

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2025, 12:57:22 PM »
Lol

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2025, 01:57:52 PM »
McCollum to Iowa.

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2025, 11:55:17 PM »
Looks like Fran found another gig. The Penn Quakers.

Xavier hiring Richard Pitino. Should make for a lovely scumbag family reunion in the Big East when he gets to coach against his dad.
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2025, 07:16:26 AM »
The gofers made a move up in the published conference salary pay scale, moving from last place with Ben Johnson's $1.95 million salary all the way up to possibly last place with Niko Medved's $3 million per year.
The ball is in your court tOSU.

I had read that gofer combined NIL for Pharrell Payne (TAM) and Elijah Hawkins ( Tx Tech) was $1.4 million.
Payne averaged 10.4 points with 5.1 boards this year for the Aggies.
Hawkins averaged 9.4 points with 6.5 turnovers a game. Strike that. 6.5 assists per game with 1.9 turnovers per game for the Red Raiders.

KJ (the injury hurt him) had 156 assists with 123 turnovers. Hawkins had 214 assists with 63 turnovers.

No point being made. They're different players on different teams in different conferences, but just tossing out numbers.
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2025, 08:29:49 AM »
Mack surprisingly is said to be returning to Charleston.
"We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors."

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2025, 11:53:03 AM »
Williard to Nova, seems like a done deal?

Williams to Maryland, he has interest, recently reported. (8 seniors this year so, jump ship)? Buyout is only 1 mil as of Tuesday.

Underwood to Texas A/M to take over Aggies, huge buyout...Aggies would have deep pockets?

MAKE HUGE OFFER to Chris Beard to come to ILLINOIS!

Offer Chris Collins as a backup, or go all in on Will Wade who just signed with NC State, Whitman can poach him for sure.
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2025, 01:14:16 PM »
Williard to Nova, seems like a done deal?

Williams to Maryland, he has interest, recently reported. (8 seniors this year so, jump ship)? Buyout is only 1 mil as of Tuesday.

Underwood to Texas A/M to take over Aggies, huge buyout...Aggies would have deep pockets?

MAKE HUGE OFFER to Chris Beard to come to ILLINOIS!

Offer Chris Collins as a backup, or go all in on Will Wade who just signed with NC State, Whitman can poach him for sure.

Maybe Whitman could text Phil Jackson ala Lovie. Wouldn't hurt. He could be flattered.
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2025, 01:21:27 PM »
Maybe Whitman could text Phil Jackson ala Lovie. Wouldn't hurt. He could be flattered.

Yea but then he would have to go through how phil-osphical avenue the whole culture would have to go too. Daily Zen meetings, at least 1 reading a month as a group of say Nietzsche, to have a full understanding of the main and suffering that goes with being an ILLINI or a fan. I mean Phil would have to make it meaningful in order to come aboard. LOL
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2025, 01:34:39 PM »
Yea but then he would have to go through how phil-osphical avenue the whole culture would have to go too. Daily Zen meetings, at least 1 reading a month as a group of say Nietzsche, to have a full understanding of the main and suffering that goes with being an ILLINI or a fan. I mean Phil would have to make it meaningful in order to come aboard. LOL

We definitely need to bring in Nichi also to do the guided meditations.
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2025, 07:15:14 AM »
Williard to Nova, the least kept secret out there...done deal. Maryland now gets.....Buzzed?
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2025, 09:18:59 AM »
Frazier is on the move. Good Luck to him, something tells me in the future he is going to be one hell of a head coach.

https://westvirginia.rivals.com/news/west-virginia-assistant-frazier-issues-statement
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2025, 09:42:22 AM »
We couldn't send Tyler and a player or 2 to be named later to Va Tech in exchange for Chester ?

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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2025, 09:45:51 AM »
Don’t see Chester coming back here while Underwood is coach, and not sure he was that much of a rock star anyways. Wasn’t he a defensive coach on the squad that just tried to outscore everyone last year? Need to for sure jettison Hamer and get a proven defensive guy like a Yaklich. Not sure Tyler can withstand the shit storm that’s unfolding on socials right now, but it may only strengthen Brad’s resolve. 🤣
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Re: 2025 Big School Coaching Openings and Predictions?
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2025, 10:42:45 AM »
Don’t see Chester coming back here while Underwood is coach, and not sure he was that much of a rock star anyways. Wasn’t he a defensive coach on the squad that just tried to outscore everyone last year? Need to for sure jettison Hamer and get a proven defensive guy like a Yaklich. Not sure Tyler can withstand the shit storm that’s unfolding on socials right now, but it may only strengthen Brad’s resolve. 🤣
I was joking. Well maybe half joking, but if there's trouble on the practice floor then BU strengthening his "resolve" may not be the best approach.