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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2025, 05:28:19 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 11, 2025, 04:35:09 PM
Yeah, that's the thing about "your mom" stuff. You never know when she's gonna decide to kick that bucket.

Fuck, man.

My neighbor lady does it to me all the time knowing full well my mom had a stroke two summers ago and is in a care home. It is what it is.
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2025, 05:51:30 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 11, 2025, 05:28:19 PM
My neighbor lady does it to me all the time knowing full well my mom had a stroke two summers ago and is in a care home. It is what it is.

Is she hot at least?
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2025, 07:54:11 PM »
Quote from: ILLINICHIEF on March 11, 2025, 05:51:30 PM
Is she hot at least?

Are you asking about Custard's mom or the neighbor lady?

Someone had to ask before Jobu did.....
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2025, 08:09:42 PM »
Condolences, Murph.

To Custard, that's an awesome find. Solid jacket. Abysmal pre-Eschmeyer NU team.
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2025, 08:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 11, 2025, 05:28:19 PM
My neighbor lady does it to me all the time knowing full well my mom had a stroke two summers ago and is in a care home. It is what it is.

Damn. So that’s why when I fuck her she drools and doesn’t move her left leg.
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2025, 08:43:32 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on March 11, 2025, 08:11:56 PM
Damn. So that’s why when I fuck her she drools and doesn’t move her left leg.

Right leg and arm buddy. If you immobilized the left one, you really hit the spot!
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #21 on: March 11, 2025, 09:58:42 PM »
Quote from: Custard on March 11, 2025, 08:43:32 PM
Right leg and arm buddy. If you immobilized the left one, you really hit the spot!

Obviously I have skillz
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #22 on: March 11, 2025, 09:59:08 PM »
See how I did skills with a z. Skillz
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2025, 10:11:42 AM »
Good stuff.
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