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Illini Memories
« on: March 11, 2025, 09:42:32 AM »
My Dad passed away the first day of my last semester at UI. I have a bunch of his stuff in totes I had never really went through. Saturday I dug into one of them and found this 80s bomber jacket. Wanted to wash it so I checked the pockets this morning. Found this ticket stub that was from 30 years to the day I pulled that jacket out of the tote.

Murph’s mom’s number was in the other pocket.




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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2025, 09:45:37 AM »
That's awesome!  Hope it fits!

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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2025, 10:17:15 AM »
That's great. Winning with style was appropriate that day.

We outrebounded NU 61-27 and shot 50% from 3. Ed Hightower reffing the game.


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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2025, 11:12:41 AM »
That's awesome!  Hope it fits!

Murph's mom? Oh, she fits.

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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2025, 12:06:26 PM »
Did Murph's mom have a 217 number?
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2025, 12:25:23 PM »
Did Murph's mom have a 217 number?

There’s a 303 and a 719. One was probably her beeper.
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2025, 03:04:28 PM »
There’s a 303 and a 719. One was probably her beeper.

Oh man. I had a beeper when my wife was pregnant with my first born. No affordable cell phone options back in the day lol
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2025, 03:11:11 PM »
My Dad passed away the first day of my last semester at UI. I have a bunch of his stuff in totes I had never really went through. Saturday I dug into one of them and found this 80s bomber jacket. Wanted to wash it so I checked the pockets this morning. Found this ticket stub that was from 30 years to the day I pulled that jacket out of the tote.

Murph’s mom’s number was in the other pocket.






My Mother died 3 days ago. Thanks

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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2025, 03:13:33 PM »

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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2025, 03:14:00 PM »
Shit, Murph. Didn't your Dad pass not long ago as well?

I'm sorry, man. That's a lot...
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2025, 03:15:20 PM »
I just hope Custard didn't give her AIDS or something.  Fuck, man
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Re: Illini Memories
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2025, 03:25:01 PM »
Sorry Murph. That sucks.
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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2025, 04:26:09 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2025, 04:35:09 PM »


Yeah, that's the thing about "your mom" stuff. You never know when she's gonna decide to kick that bucket.

Fuck, man.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2025, 04:35:40 PM »
So, Custard. What did you infect her with?
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