Tempo34's ex's kid on career day.
"Hi everyone. I want to introduce you to Wayne. He drives cars. He makes sure the people of Itasca can go places."
"Hi class. Make sure your parents know that I'm more than happy to take them to get their hair done. And more importantly, if they have to go to court, I can do that too. Not everyone's mom and dad has a driver's license, and Wayne, your guy, is here for everyone! Any questions?!"
"Oh, and we all know that Justin Fields was the Bears quarterback of the future, right? Does anyone know what dyslexia is? Well, our current Bears quarterback seems to have that. Crazy, isn't it?!"
"Anyway, Go Bears! and again, here's my card. Pass this on to your folks!"