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Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #60 on: December 31, 2024, 04:18:16 PM »
Ball!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #61 on: December 31, 2024, 04:19:03 PM »
We get it back!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #62 on: December 31, 2024, 04:27:22 PM »
Might need those timeouts
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #63 on: December 31, 2024, 04:37:11 PM »
Not sure taunting Beamer right now was the smartest thing to do
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #64 on: December 31, 2024, 04:37:49 PM »
wtf

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2024, 04:38:33 PM »
Lol Bielema is trolling the shit out of Beamer.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2024, 04:39:26 PM »
This stuff is more entertaining than the game

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #67 on: December 31, 2024, 04:39:58 PM »
😂 🤣
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #68 on: December 31, 2024, 04:40:24 PM »
Let’s go win this motherfucker and shut them pussies up!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #69 on: December 31, 2024, 04:49:38 PM »
What a catch!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #70 on: December 31, 2024, 04:57:42 PM »
YES.. what a fun game.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #71 on: December 31, 2024, 05:00:12 PM »
YES.. what a fun game.

It is always good when the teams and coaches hate each other!
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #72 on: December 31, 2024, 05:00:45 PM »
I honestly expected us to get dong whipped in this one, but this has been high entertainment. Some big moments this year for the Illini in the spotlight. Let’s finish this off!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #73 on: December 31, 2024, 05:00:56 PM »
Poster Boy for White Male Indifference

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini! Cheez-Its! Cocks! 2PM! NYE! ABC!
« Reply #74 on: December 31, 2024, 05:04:30 PM »
I honestly expected us to get dong whipped in this one, but this has been high entertainment. Some big moments this year for the Illini in the spotlight. Let’s finish this off!

It has been very entertaining and I've only had 2 beers. And the Hawks are only down 2-1 after 1
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"