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Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!

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Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« on: November 04, 2024, 02:01:57 PM »
A "The 80's Belong to the Illini!" 1:30PM game time. This battle of run-of-the mill teams will be on FS1. Boy, you should see the texts I get from an old roommate after every game. He thinks Altmeyer is as incompetent as Justin Fields! Has been calling for the backup QB all season!

Both teams have byes this week, so be prepared for the Illini to be unprepared like the Bear are after a bye!

More to come next week.
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2024, 09:49:12 PM »
I see some kid named Michael Clayton, or some movie name, signed as a QB. Yay us!
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2024, 10:07:05 PM »
I see some kid named Michael Clayton, or some movie name, signed as a QB. Yay us!

Wild strategy recruiting a 63 year old to play QB but it's so wild it just might work!
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2024, 11:33:06 AM »
VSiN says line started -3.5 Illini and has moved to -3 Illini. Sharps aware of Bielema's Parented November Swoons! Bet it all on MSU.

O/U started 48.5. Now can get between  48 and 47.5. Seems high to me.

M/L started Illini -148, now -142 and -150!  MSU +124, now +120 and +130.

Illinois won't win at Rutgers and NU at Wrigley? Mikel Leshoure is not walking through that door....
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2024, 04:01:23 PM »
Line still at -3 except for FanDuel who has it listed at -2.5.

Remember, along with the end of Daylight Savings time November is also Bielema Swoon Time....
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2024, 10:53:49 AM »
Custard and Judge Judy in the house!
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2024, 01:41:37 PM »
Fuck, he was down
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2024, 01:51:42 PM »
Man what a beautiful throw and td catch
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2024, 03:40:07 PM »
Pathetic defense.
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2024, 04:15:10 PM »
This game sucks and where is everyone
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2024, 04:37:58 PM »
Good acting by the large man with the small number to get that flag

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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2024, 04:48:25 PM »
Gotta love Sparty's coach taking a timeout on a 4th down deep in his own territory when you know damn well they weren't going for it. That's some Eberflus level of timeout usage.
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2024, 04:50:11 PM »
Well im glad the game turned around after I was bitching about it. FU MSU
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2024, 04:55:25 PM »
Josh McCray is very good at football today.
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Re: Hey, Tempo! Illini-MSU 1:30PM! 11/16!
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2024, 07:34:53 PM »
Smoked really good victory cigars and drank really good whiskey with PAMan and JJ today. First game I’ve been to in years. Good times!

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