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Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways

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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #165 on: January 23, 2025, 10:52:42 AM »
Quote from: No one in Mn on January 23, 2025, 10:08:11 AM
Among other things. 😁
Do you go to Mississippi often ?

I drive through there occasionally when I go to Florida. I definitely try to make minimal stops lol.

I'll definitely watch where I'm splashing cum when I'm there tho.
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #166 on: January 23, 2025, 10:55:27 AM »
Unlawful wet dreams
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #167 on: January 24, 2025, 06:36:01 AM »
I suppose this goes here ......
A self-proclaimed "solid reporter" and her counterpart do a little reminiscing.

https://x.com/i/status/1882573632062501297
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #168 on: January 24, 2025, 09:32:26 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on January 23, 2025, 09:58:20 AM
So, cumming all over a girl's face would be illegal.

Huh.

Just tell them you both thought a woman could get pregnant by eating it. They might be dumb enough to fall for it.
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #169 on: January 24, 2025, 09:36:45 AM »
Quote from: MaybeMikeFlorio on January 24, 2025, 09:32:26 AM
Just tell them you both thought a woman could get pregnant by eating it. They might be dumb enough to fall for it.
Hear hear !!! 👏👏👏👏
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #170 on: January 24, 2025, 10:35:34 AM »
In case nobody figured it out, Bradford is likely trolling Republicans.
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #171 on: January 24, 2025, 10:42:00 AM »
Quote from: No one in Mn on January 23, 2025, 09:52:14 AM
I suppose this bill by the distinguished Democratic State Senator goes here. Feel free to move it to a more appropriate thread, Custard.


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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #172 on: January 24, 2025, 10:58:12 AM »
Wait until the Judiciary Committee finds out they're being trolled.
But hey, at least they're in session. The Mn House Dems are still, as we're told, "boycotting".



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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #173 on: January 24, 2025, 12:13:25 PM »
Quote from: No one in Mn on January 24, 2025, 10:58:12 AM
Wait until the Judiciary Committee finds out they're being trolled.

I doubt they are complete idiots.
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #174 on: January 24, 2025, 12:24:40 PM »
Everyone else probably already got it, but

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The whole thing is, of course, a joke. Although you are forgiven for believing it’s real given the current state of conservative mass hysteria. Senator Bradford Blackmon is a Democrat who, according to a press release he shared on Instagram, confirmed that the bill was written in response to the Republican obsession with policing what women can and cannot do with their bodies.

His goal was to shift the scrutiny from women to men who dare to selfishly waste their precious genes via masturbation when it could be making a baby so God can be happy.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/why-this-mississippi-senator-wants-to-make-masturbation-illegal/

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Democratic state Sen. Bradford Blackmon says he's proposing the bill as a political jab at Republicans who support banning some forms of contraception and 'dictate what a woman can and cannot do

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/01/23/mississippi-bill-contraception-womens-rights/77913354007/
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #175 on: January 24, 2025, 12:51:25 PM »
Wow. That's a better troll job than Jobu faking his death
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #176 on: January 25, 2025, 09:32:46 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on January 24, 2025, 12:51:25 PM
Wow. That's a better troll job than Jobu faking his death

Spark probably more outraged by the wasting of legislative resources.
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #177 on: January 28, 2025, 04:55:14 PM »
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #178 on: January 28, 2025, 07:05:00 PM »
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Re: Stories not being reported that you won’t believe anyways
« Reply #179 on: January 28, 2025, 07:36:05 PM »
Gross
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