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Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2024, 01:38:57 PM »
Mama, there goes that man again.

Xavier fucking Scott!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2024, 03:10:42 PM »
It is Homecoming! Illinois (2-0) vs. Central Michigan (1-1)
Illinois and Central Michigan will square off for the first time in program history.
Illinois is 20-6 all-time against current MAC programs, including a 1-0 mark under head coach Bret Bielema following the team's 30-28 victory over Toledo in the 2023 season opener at Memorial Stadium.
Date/Time   Saturday, Sept. 14 | 11 a.m. CT
Location   Champaign, Illinois (Memorial Stadium) [For Judge Judy]
TV           Peacock (subscription information). Jac Collinsworth (play-by-play), Michael Robinson (analyst), and Caroline Pineda (reporter) have the call on Peacock.
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | SiriusXM (138/196). Brian Barnhart (play-by-play), Carey Davis (analyst), and Michael Martin (reporter) on the call.
Helmet      Arched Illini. The program wore the Arched Illini helmets from 1971-87. The 2024 edition will feature gray facemasks and a blue-white-orange-white-blue center stripe cadence.
Air Raid Siren This week's sounder University of Illinois Chancellor Robert J. Jones. [BORING!]

All stolen from Fightingillini.com!

Odds from Vegasinsider.com
Opened: Illinois -18.5 (there has to be a typo on the website as it has Illinois +18.5)
Currently: Illinois -19.5 to -20 Smart money on Illinois!
O/U: Opened 53. Currently 50.5 to 51.5
Moneyline: Opened Illinois -1000. Currently -1100 to -1430. People betting on Illinois!

Jac Collinsworth finally doing something to earn his paycheck. Nice.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2024, 05:07:30 PM »
Just keep winning
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Because FOX News told me so…

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2024, 12:05:53 PM »
Good to see Judge Judy yesterday.  Judge Judy is the corn king. Very juicy corn! Finished the rest of the cigar you gave me while I was just grilling wings. I'm still tired from my weekend shenanigans.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2024, 12:07:55 PM »
I also forgot to mention the bourbon you brought. That was good stuff.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2024, 12:51:49 PM »
Anytime, man. Good seeing you as well and for the good hospitality!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2024, 01:17:27 PM »
Good to see Judge Judy yesterday.  Judge Judy is the corn king. Very juicy corn! Finished the rest of the cigar you gave me while I was just grilling wings. I'm still tired from my weekend shenanigans.

I know you got some corn, did you get me my meth I asked for?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2024, 01:19:32 PM »
It's gonna be #24 Illinois vs #22 Nebraska in Lincoln on Friday
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #25 on: September 15, 2024, 01:59:27 PM »
I know you got some corn, did you get me my meth I asked for?

Regardless of your stereotypes of people downstate, I don’t use that stuff. Hell it’s just as prevalent in your area as around here.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2024, 02:34:12 PM »
Regardless of your stereotypes of people downstate, I don’t use that stuff. Hell it’s just as prevalent in your area as around here.

This place has gotten so soft. Can’t even smack talk downstaters or Cornhusker fans anymore…
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2024, 02:58:23 PM »
This place has gotten so soft. Can’t even smack talk downstaters or Cornhusker fans anymore…

“The Demon” is the last person on here calling others soft. Looks like you’re wanting to pick a fight with Jobu here…
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2024, 03:05:38 PM »
I don’t have to pick fights with Jobu. He makes that happen organically.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against Central Michigan Sat 9/14 @11AM CT!
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2024, 03:08:51 PM »
“The Demon” is the last person on here calling others soft. Looks like you’re wanting to pick a fight with Jobu here…

I changed to “The Demon” in response to a personal attack from Jobu. Get it right.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.