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Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!

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Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« on: August 26, 2024, 11:55:29 AM »
Because Tempo never knows when the games are, and Judge Judy always goes to the wrong stadium for the games, we are back at this.

Aug 29 (Thu) 8 PM CT Big Ten Network
vs Eastern Illinois
Game is in Champaign. It will be hot.

I'll be damned if I can find any game notes on the wreck that is the Illini website.

Illini 2-0 all-time versus the EIU Panther squad.

If you want a cheesesteak, go to East Main 105:
Illini Cheesesteak - $13.00
Candy M&Ms, Peanut M&Ms, Sour Patch Kids, Cookie Dough Bites - $4.00
Philly Cheeseteak Fries - $11.00
Popcorn - $5.00
(Yes, I can find this shit...)

Game opened with Illinis at -30.5. Currently at -27.5 a few spots at -28 at one. Smart money moving against the Illinis!

https://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/las-vegas/

Go Illini!
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2024, 03:29:28 PM »
I’ll be flying home during the meat of this tussle. Guys will have to do the heavy cursing for me.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2024, 03:33:46 PM »
I think we can handle the JV ok.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2024, 04:30:44 PM »
who the fuck plays a college game on a Thursday night
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2024, 04:35:11 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on August 26, 2024, 04:30:44 PM
who the fuck plays a college game on a Thursday night

Shitty college teams.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2024, 11:57:30 AM »
Finally found the notes! All items stolen from Fightingillini.com...

Illinois vs. Eastern Illinois
Date/Time   Thursday, Aug. 29 | 8 p.m. CT
Location   Champaign, Illinois (Memorial Stadium)
Tickets   Tickets Start at $15 at FightingIllini.com
TV   Big Ten Network
Radio   Busey Bank Illini Sports Network | Listen | SiriusXM (161/195), SXM App

Eastern Illinois finished its 2023 season with an 8-3 record, and the Panthers closed the campaign with four consecutive wins. EIU earned votes in the first AFCA FCS Coaches Top 25 poll of the year while being picked to finish second in the Big South-OVC preseason poll.

The Illini and Panthers will square off for the third time on Thursday in their first matchup since 2008. Illinois leads the all-time series, 2-0, after recording a 42-17 win in 2006 and a 47-21 victory in 2008. Both contests were played at Memorial Stadium.

Air Raid Siren: New for 2024, an Illini celebrity will sound the Illini air raid siren right before kickoff to get the crowd pumped up for the Fighting Illini football team. Former Illini basketball star and recent NBA Draft pick Terrence Shannon Jr. is scheduled to be the first Illini celebrity sounder for the home opener against Eastern Illinois on Aug. 29.

*Illinois was one of the best in the Big Ten at improving its roster in the transfer portal. According to CBS research of 247Sports ratings, the Illini's roster had a net rating gain of +2.78 between transfers in and transfers out, the sixth-best mark in the Big Ten, and that was before Illinois added WR Zakhari Franklin.

Rest of the notes are standard feel good bullshit to cover up how disappointing this program really is....

I think Illinois is going to win, but it would not surprise me if Illinois loses.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2024, 03:00:48 PM »
https://chicago.suntimes.com/college-sports/2024/08/28/illinois-bret-bielema-big-ten-illini-college-football-2024

Quite the indictment of Illinois football. Hell, Illinois sports....But we are lucky to have him!

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Illinois still hasn’t had a coach with a winning record since John Mackovic, who bolted for Texas after the 1991 season. There has been one winning season in 12 years and only four of them in the last 23, as well as back-to-back bowl appearances only once post-Mackovic — in 2010 and 2011, the mediocre final two go-rounds for Ron Zook before he was fired.

Bielema, who is 18-19 at the school, is still trying to move the needle yet already has an outside chance to finish his fourth season in the top 10 on the list of Illini coaching wins; Lou Tepper is in 10th, three spots ahead of him, with 25. And if Bielema were to continue at a neither good nor awful rate of six wins per year through the end of his contract, in 2028? Almost unbelievably, he’d be all the way up in third place on the list, behind forever-ago coaches Bob Zuppke (131) and Ray Eliot (83).
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2024, 05:26:14 PM »
Until further notice, he’s probably as good as we can do.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2024, 05:26:39 PM »
Unless the boosters dig really deep.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2024, 11:32:15 AM »
Anyone want my tickets and parking pass to tonight's game?
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2024, 12:28:55 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on August 29, 2024, 11:32:15 AM
Anyone want my tickets and parking pass to tonight's game?

Yes please! I email you back.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2024, 12:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 29, 2024, 12:28:55 PM
Yes please! I email you back.

Just leave the Mattoon blacks at home.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2024, 12:54:57 PM »
I'm gonna go ahead and put it out there again. Bret Bielema is trash.
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2024, 12:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 29, 2024, 12:54:20 PM
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Re: Hey Tempo! Illini home against EIU 8/29 @8PM!
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2024, 12:55:43 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on August 29, 2024, 12:28:55 PM
Yes please! I email you back.

Ok. I didn't get it.
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