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Re: Stonks
« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2025, 01:48:49 PM »
you'll be screwing in little screws in no time

Awesome. Sounds easy
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2025, 02:22:47 PM »
Someone might need to do a wellness check on Jobu.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2025, 02:35:06 PM »
And be pauses tariffs, for 90 days, except for China.

We will get factories here or not?

A 90-day timeout for a very naughty boy.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #108 on: April 09, 2025, 03:41:54 PM »
Looks like I was AOTC once again, always trust content from the Custard.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #109 on: April 09, 2025, 03:48:35 PM »
Looks like I was AOTC once again, always trust content from the Custard.

LOL. Even the doofuses on Fox News apparently are not buying it.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #110 on: April 09, 2025, 04:06:57 PM »
Your laugh of the day:

"White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy..."

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #111 on: April 09, 2025, 04:28:01 PM »
I don't feel as liberated as I did earlier.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #112 on: April 09, 2025, 04:42:59 PM »
Someone might need to do a wellness check on Jobu.

I'm doing fine, Mn. Thanks. How are you?
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #113 on: April 09, 2025, 04:51:19 PM »
Your laugh of the day:

"White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy..."

The strategy was obvious and when I explained it the other day I was roundly mocked, then exactly what I said would happen happened. 75 countries begging to negotiate trade deals with and then relief.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #114 on: April 09, 2025, 04:58:26 PM »
Your laugh of the day:

"White House advisors claim the flip flop was always the strategy..."

Who's laughing? The only reasoned reason for a deliberate flip flop was to front run the market, twice

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #115 on: April 09, 2025, 05:04:54 PM »
The strategy was obvious and when I explained it the other day I was roundly mocked, then exactly what I said would happen happened. 75 countries begging to negotiate trade deals with and then relief.

What strategy? To what end? What are we going to supposedly get from those other countries?

I have a huge buffer, so I just decided not to look at my portfolios, figuring that either he'd turn the grift or whatever around, or it would all go to hell in which case my dollars are worthless anyway. But I was still slowplaying my wife on some remodel work - requires cash, which requires stock sales. Do I want to take a 25% haircut because the remodel landed on Trump's tantrum? Nope.

But a lot of real people, had to look at it, and cut and run, because another 10-15% downturn would be disastrous. Or people who were preparing to sell equities for a purchase, or whose loan applications got FUBAR'd, or whose ordering inventory got screwed up. Small businesses had to stop taking orders, because they have no clue what their cost of goods was gonna be. I decided NOT to sell the stock and schedule the remodel. That contractor has a bid out that is now in flux. That's his cash flow, and jobs.

Above all else, stability is a premium here. Stability is why the US Economy is the largest in the world. There was no reason to go through all this gambit BEFORE negotiating whatever it is that Trump thinks he's negotiating. You're a deal maker? Go out and make a deal.

A lot of people got really fucked by this shenanigan.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #116 on: April 09, 2025, 05:06:12 PM »
The strategy was obvious and when I explained it the other day I was roundly mocked, then exactly what I said would happen happened. 75 countries begging to negotiate trade deals with and then relief.

Occam's razor. Trump thought they would cave. Instead the Chinese raised tariffs as did the EU. Then Trump caved.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #117 on: April 09, 2025, 05:20:53 PM »
Occam's razor. Trump thought they would cave. Instead the Chinese raised tariffs as did the EU. Then Trump caved.

Sure looks that way based on Fox News' reporting and the administration blaming the "media."
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #119 on: April 09, 2025, 05:26:09 PM »
Oops...

https://news.sky.com/story/is-there-method-to-the-madness-amid-market-chaos-why-trump-would-have-you-believe-so-13345146

Trump and his treasury secretary, Scott Bessent, have made it a key policy priority to lower yields. For a while, it looked like the plan was working. As stock markets tumbled in response to Trump's tariffs agenda, investors ploughed their money into bonds instead.

However, Trump may have spoken too soon. On Monday, the markets had a change of heart and rapidly started selling government bonds. Thirty-year treasury yields hit 4.92% on Wednesday, their biggest three-day jump since 1982. That means government borrowing costs are rising - and not just in the US. The sell-off has spiralled to government bonds worldwide.
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