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Re: Stonks
« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2025, 05:01:04 PM »


We aren't panicking because of the stock market going down. The stock market is going down because we are panicking about the tariffs. Just like we panicked about COVID, causing the market to go down in the year your graph conveniently excludes on the left side.

The thing is - when COVID was causing us to panic, Trump told us COVID would go away.
The tariffs are causing us to panic, and Trump is telling us that he's going to increase them more.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2025, 08:49:38 PM »
We aren't panicking because of the stock market going down. The stock market is going down because we are panicking about the tariffs. Just like we panicked about COVID, causing the market to go down in the year your graph conveniently excludes on the left side.

The thing is - when COVID was causing us to panic, Trump told us COVID would go away.
The tariffs are causing us to panic, and Trump is telling us that he's going to increase them more.

It’s transitory!
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2025, 12:06:58 PM »
The emerging rumor was from a twitter account "Walter Bloomberg" - not affiliated with Bloomberg News

At 10:10 AM ET, rumors emerged that the White House was considering a "90-day tariff pause."

At 10:15 AM ET, CNBC reported that Trump is considering a 90-day pause on tariffs for ALL countries except for China.

By 10:18 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added over +$3 TRILLION in market cap from its low.

At 10:25 AM ET, reports emerged that the White House was "unaware" of Trump considering a 90-day pause.

At 10:26 AM ET, CNBC reports that the 90-day tariff pause headlines were incorrect.

At 10:34 AM ET, the White House officially called the tariff pause headlines "fake news."

By 10:40 AM ET, the S&P 500 erased -$2.5 TRILLION of market cap from its high, 22 minutes prior.

Never in history have we seen something like this

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2025, 12:28:14 PM »
So, why exactly am I hemorrhaging money out of my retirement account?

This is so much fun. Glad MAGA is owning the dems.
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2025, 12:42:00 PM »
So, why exactly am I hemorrhaging money out of my retirement account?

This is so much fun. Glad MAGA is owning the dems.

The administration been transparent about the whys and hows of this whole shakeup. People in the media have laid out the entire scenario. They hold pressers and release data and info constantly, but it’s almost like most of the legacy media makes it hard to find. Whether you believe them or not I guess is up to you.

I do believe the path we have been on is unsustainable and drastic measures needed to be taken to put us on a better course—if our entire economic strategy is to keep deficit spending and quantitative easing our 401ks won’t be worth anything eventually regardless.

If there was a more gentle way to do this they probably would have done it. Once things settle out the markets will be back.  Or maybe we are headed for another depression. 
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2025, 12:53:01 PM »
The emerging rumor was from a twitter account "Walter Bloomberg" - not affiliated with Bloomberg News

At 10:10 AM ET, rumors emerged that the White House was considering a "90-day tariff pause."

At 10:15 AM ET, CNBC reported that Trump is considering a 90-day pause on tariffs for ALL countries except for China.

By 10:18 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added over +$3 TRILLION in market cap from its low.

At 10:25 AM ET, reports emerged that the White House was "unaware" of Trump considering a 90-day pause.

At 10:26 AM ET, CNBC reports that the 90-day tariff pause headlines were incorrect.

At 10:34 AM ET, the White House officially called the tariff pause headlines "fake news."

By 10:40 AM ET, the S&P 500 erased -$2.5 TRILLION of market cap from its high, 22 minutes prior.

Never in history have we seen something like this

So the rumors of transient sanity have been greatly exaggerated.

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2025, 01:29:55 PM »

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« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2025, 01:39:27 PM »
All I know right now is I'm losing money. I don't like losing money. And certain things are going to be more expensive.

That's fucking great.
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« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2025, 01:43:04 PM »
The administration been transparent about the whys and hows of this whole shakeup. People in the media have laid out the entire scenario. They hold pressers and release data and info constantly, but it’s almost like most of the legacy media makes it hard to find. Whether you believe them or not I guess is up to you.

I do believe the path we have been on is unsustainable and drastic measures needed to be taken to put us on a better course—if our entire economic strategy is to keep deficit spending and quantitative easing our 401ks won’t be worth anything eventually regardless.

If there was a more gentle way to do this they probably would have done it. Once things settle out the markets will be back.  Or maybe we are headed for another depression.

if your first statement were true, the market would have collapsed the day after the election.

Bill Ackman is running around "THiS iS NoT wHAt We VoTEd fOR".

Had Trump rolled out his little cardboard sign in October and said "This is what we are gonna do", he would have been abandoned by all of his big donors immediately, who would be yelling to the heavens to anyone who could listen that Trump's plan is to crater the stock market. But he didn't. He said "I will lower the price of eggs on day 1".

Lutnick is up there on TV talking about how we are gonna have millions of Americans putting screws into iPhones. I guess if Trump had said at one of his rallies "A lot of you are gonna be putting screws into iPhones - A LOT" - maybe the people at the rallies would think that would be a good thing. But - it's not.

The beauty of the US economy is that we can print many many millionaires who design iPhones and pay some people in China and Vietnam a tiny amount of money to put screws into the iPhones. For the Americans who don't have the mental capacity to learn Computer Science or Electrical Engineering, thanks to the people who do, there are a lot of very good jobs in Construction being created that cannot be offshored. And higher paying, much better jobs still exist in the Automotive sector, in large part because the lower value added parts of that sector are offshored.

I had a summer job in high school making hard drives. It was an awful job. Suit up into a bunny suit, then go into the lab and do a repetitive job for hours never even seeing another person's face or having a conversation. And that job was probably 10x as good as phone manufacturing. But if we try to upend the economy to get phone jobs here, what's really gonna happen is we fuck up Apple, and lose a lot of good jobs in construction and service sector supporting the people working at Apple.

The US economy has been pretty goddamn awesome for a very long time. Peaks and valleys? Every other country in the world would DIE to have our valleys. Now Trump is running a real time experiment on trying to fuck that up.

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« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2025, 01:44:58 PM »
All I know right now is I'm losing money. I don't like losing money. And certain things are going to be more expensive.

That's fucking great.

If you voted for Trump you can put a big sticker on your forehead that says "I DID THAT"

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2025, 01:47:10 PM »
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2025, 01:50:00 PM »
If you voted for Trump you can put a big sticker on your forehead that says "I DID THAT"

I voted for the meteor.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2025, 02:24:43 PM »
I don't recall the CHIPS Act causing worldwide economic stress.
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Re: Stonks
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2025, 02:26:45 PM »
S&P 500 INDEX
$5,074.27
+0.19(0.00%)

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As of Apr-07-20252:45:48 PM ET

NASDAQ 100 INDEX
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+145.489(+0.84%)

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Re: Stonks
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2025, 03:22:36 PM »
Surface level analysis of this is disingenuous at best. The economy is way more than the DJI and the market could very easily bounce back to record highs once these things get ironed out. Sucks that roughly half the country is literally rooting for this strategy to fail and can’t see anything other than the stock market.

This clip helps explain what’s happening
(no one will click on it because it says Fox business) but you know most news outlets aren’t going to give anything other than “zomg stocks are down panic” the time of day.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/video/6371178281112
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