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The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #150 on: April 01, 2024, 06:11:12 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 01, 2024, 06:09:39 PM
Except those who understood it was a bit the whole time.

Hmm. Taking life advice from some random message boarder (whom obviously has some  issues him- or herself) I've never met is something I will ponder.

I thought about it: Thanks, but no thanks.

Obviously unsurprising.  The shitty ones never self reflect.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #151 on: April 01, 2024, 06:11:42 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:07:27 PM
It's telling that there have been times when Jobu clearly felt bad for having done that - because Jobu, for all my complaints, seems like overall a decent dude with a good heart and a fucked up, sometimes over-the-line sense of humor - and you never have considered one single time what it says about YOU that you think this is such a big gotcha on ME.

I know for a fact that I’m a decent dude. I’m not here to gain approval from you or anyone else. Let’s be clear on that.

I haven’t even been on here much, and somehow I’m a big topic. Not sure if I should be flattered or weirded out.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #152 on: April 01, 2024, 06:12:48 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:09:23 PM
What the fuck. Seriously.

Spark, we weren’t that good of friends. I don’t know what impression you had, but it was not that.

Jesus Christ. Maybe I did pull off the greatest troll job in history. I wasn’t even trying that hard. But for it to still be talked about several years later, well…

That’s something I guess.

Sorry I said nice things about you, I guess.  I knew you'd hate that.

I don't remember the last time I brought this up.  I don't come here and whine about it.  I come here and mock PAMan, and "well you cared when you thought Jobu died" is literally the only response he has to anything.

I wasn't going to invite you to my wedding or anything.  But there are very few people here, Truth excepted, who if I heard they died I wouldn't be sad about.  Sucks to give a shit about people sometimes I suppose.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #153 on: April 01, 2024, 06:13:17 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:11:42 PM
I know for a fact that I’m a decent dude. I’m not here to gain approval from you or anyone else. Let’s be clear on that.

I haven’t even been on here much, and somehow I’m a big topic. Not sure if I should be flattered or weirded out.

Take it up with the unqualified moron who brought this up, again.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #154 on: April 01, 2024, 06:13:28 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:07:27 PM
It's telling that there have been times when Jobu clearly felt bad for having done that - because Jobu, for all my complaints, seems like overall a decent dude with a good heart and a fucked up, sometimes over-the-line sense of humor - and you never have considered one single time what it says about YOU that you think this is such a big gotcha on ME.

I think it shows how fucked up you are.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #155 on: April 01, 2024, 06:14:10 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:12:48 PM
I wasn't going to invite you to my wedding or anything.

You sure?
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #156 on: April 01, 2024, 06:14:39 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on April 01, 2024, 06:13:28 PM
I think it shows how fucked up you are.

Fair enough.

I think it's fucked up NOT to care about people.  To be so cynical that even something like "well you were sad when you heard Jobu died" is something to be mocked for a decade.  Some people disagree.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #157 on: April 01, 2024, 06:15:10 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:12:48 PM
Sorry I said nice things about you, I guess.  I knew you'd hate that.

I don't remember the last time I brought this up.  I don't come here and whine about it.  I come here and mock PAMan, and "well you cared when you thought Jobu died" is literally the only response he has to anything.

I wasn't going to invite you to my wedding or anything.  But there are very few people here, Truth excepted, who if I heard they died I wouldn't be sad about.  Sucks to give a shit about people sometimes I suppose.

You just brought it up the other day, you fucking liar. You know, when I got pissed at Custard for deleting my shit? You came on with a smartass comment. About that. So fuck off with that. You bring it up all the time.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #158 on: April 01, 2024, 06:15:20 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:11:42 PM
I know for a fact that I’m a decent dude. I’m not here to gain approval from you or anyone else. Let’s be clear on that.

I haven’t even been on here much, and somehow I’m a big topic. Not sure if I should be flattered or weirded out.

It obviously was one of the greatest troll jobs in HQ and HQ2 history. Unless Tempo really hates Justin Fields. THAT would top you.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #159 on: April 01, 2024, 06:15:41 PM »
Again, I hope I just die before I ever get to the point where I really think giving a shit about eachother is fucked up and something worthy of mockery.  Seems absolutely miserable.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #160 on: April 01, 2024, 06:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on April 01, 2024, 06:15:10 PM
You just brought it up the other day, you fucking liar. You know, when I got pissed at Custard for deleting my shit? You came on with a smartass comment. About that. So fuck off with that. You bring it up all the time.

LOL!  Fair enough on that recent drunken comment, had forgotten that.  I thought it was a good bit - maybe I'm the troll?  You're right though, I did bring it up then.  My bad.

I don't remember any other time when I've brought it up, except when you said some shit about me.  PAMan, though, has brought it up in nearly every thread I've posted in for years.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #161 on: April 01, 2024, 06:19:28 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:15:41 PM
Again, I hope I just die before I ever get to the point where I really think giving a shit about eachother is fucked up and something worthy of mockery.  Seems absolutely miserable.

I have previously alerted Tempo when I have undergone surgery to let you know if I do not make it out alive. I have another procedure the end of August. Will you be a pallbearer if I do not make it?
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #162 on: April 01, 2024, 06:22:30 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:11:12 PM
Obviously unsurprising.  The shitty ones never self reflect.

I'm a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #163 on: April 01, 2024, 06:22:32 PM »
Only if you promise to pop up out of the coffin while I'm carrying it and mock me about it for a decade.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #164 on: April 01, 2024, 06:23:15 PM »
Quote from: spark mandrill on April 01, 2024, 06:22:32 PM
Only if you promise to pop up out of the coffin while I'm carrying it and mock me about it for a decade.

Ok, that's fucking funny. I did laugh out loud. Well done.
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