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The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #135 on: April 01, 2024, 04:56:32 PM »
It’s what whiners do.

Too bad Jobu isn't here to see this bit of irony. Hilarious.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #136 on: April 01, 2024, 04:57:30 PM »
No more danger zone gifs :(
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #137 on: April 01, 2024, 05:30:01 PM »
Too bad Jobu isn't here to see this bit of irony. Hilarious.

"Oh I whined after an Elite 8 run?

Well YOU cared when you thought your friend died!"

Got em!

You're an unfathomable moron.


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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #138 on: April 01, 2024, 05:31:30 PM »
Come on man, quit trolling lol

You really think he should self-ban?

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #139 on: April 01, 2024, 05:41:05 PM »
"Oh I whined after an Elite 8 run?

Well YOU cared when you thought your friend died!"

Got em!

You're an unfathomable moron.

I am not the unfathomable moron who is still pissed about falling for an obvious bit. Congrats on that title.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #140 on: April 01, 2024, 05:47:06 PM »
Nope. I'm still pissed off. That was ridiculous and he had zero answers, other than stick with the same shitty game plan he started with.

let it go, don't be a bitch
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #141 on: April 01, 2024, 05:47:31 PM »
Man, that one hits every time huh?  Can you imagine how big of a whiner I must be to give a shit when someone tells me my friend died?  Hilarious!

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #142 on: April 01, 2024, 05:49:50 PM »
Man, that one hits every time huh?  Can you imagine how big of a whiner I must be to give a shit when someone tells me my friend died?  Hilarious!

Well, you were a big whiner about that and still are. 
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #143 on: April 01, 2024, 05:50:41 PM »
Well, you were a big whiner about that and still are.

Yep, I was sad my friend died.

Got me again!

You're killing it as usual bud.

Let's put it this way: as I age, I sincerely hope I never look around and find that I spend all my time trolling people on message boards and mocking others for giving a shit about people.  Kill me before I ever become you.  That shit is sad as hell to watch.

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #144 on: April 01, 2024, 05:54:11 PM »
let it go, don't be a bitch

I still have beer I bought in St. Louis at the 2005 Final Four sitting in my beer fridge waiting to be consumed after a National Championship.

Plus, let's face it: if everyone here marched in lock step, we may as well all be at Scorat Bored or Loyalty.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #145 on: April 01, 2024, 05:57:54 PM »
Yep, I was sad my friend died.

Got me again!

You're killing it as usual bud.

Let's put it this way: as I age, I sincerely hope I never look around and find that I spend all my time trolling people on message boards and mocking others for giving a shit about people.  Kill me before I ever become you.  That shit is sad as hell to watch.

Your best buddy, Jobu? And you are still pissed about it? Talk about sad as hell to watch.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #146 on: April 01, 2024, 06:02:44 PM »
Your best buddy, Jobu? And you are still pissed about it? Talk about sad as hell to watch.

Yep, my friend who I'd been talking sports with for years.  Yeah, it sucked, but I rarely bring it up unbidden these days - you do, because you're a fucked up enough person that you really think "oh yeah? well you cared when someone told you one of us died of cancer!" is a great gotcha.

No reasonable, decent person would think this is a good "got em" but you think it's so great that you bring it up to me CONSTANTLY.  I know you have never self reflected, but maybe now's the time to consider it.


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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #147 on: April 01, 2024, 06:07:27 PM »
It's telling that there have been times when Jobu clearly felt bad for having done that - because Jobu, for all my complaints, seems like overall a decent dude with a good heart and a fucked up, sometimes over-the-line sense of humor - and you never have considered one single time what it says about YOU that you think this is such a big gotcha on ME.

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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #148 on: April 01, 2024, 06:09:23 PM »
What the fuck. Seriously.

Spark, we weren’t that good of friends. I don’t know what impression you had, but it was not that.

Jesus Christ. Maybe I did pull off the greatest troll job in history. I wasn’t even trying that hard. But for it to still be talked about several years later, well…

That’s something I guess.
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Re: The Never too Early 2024-2025 PORTAL THREAD
« Reply #149 on: April 01, 2024, 06:09:39 PM »
Yep, my friend who I'd been talking sports with for years.  Yeah, it sucked, but I rarely bring it up unbidden these days - you do, because you're a fucked up enough person that you really think "oh yeah? well you cared when someone told you one of us died of cancer!" is a great gotcha.

No reasonable, decent person would think this is a good "got em" but you think it's so great that you bring it up to me CONSTANTLY.  I know you have never self reflected, but maybe now's the time to consider it.

Except those who understood it was a bit the whole time.

Hmm. Taking life advice from some random message boarder (whom obviously has some  issues him- or herself) I've never met is something I will ponder.

I thought about it: Thanks, but no thanks.
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