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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #105 on: January 15, 2024, 11:16:58 PM »
Quote from: Custard on January 15, 2024, 10:44:10 PM
My weakness is I throw 80% 50/50 balls. Hopefully we can get Tempo and his cousin on our team!

Is that Tempo's Cousin? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Tempo open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Custard. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Luke Getsy running this offense. Sexy Custard’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Mn caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Custard fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Custard we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Custardettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #106 on: January 15, 2024, 11:28:33 PM »
That is peak HQ2 and I can’t thank you enough.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #107 on: January 16, 2024, 04:25:40 AM »
97 hit the hash pipe pretty hard before bed.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #108 on: January 16, 2024, 06:34:51 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 15, 2024, 11:16:58 PM
Is that Tempo's Cousin? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Tempo open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Custard. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Luke Getsy running this offense. Sexy Custard’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Mn caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Custard fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Custard we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Custardettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

👏🏼 well done.

Tempo and Spark are offended though…
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #109 on: January 16, 2024, 07:50:35 AM »
Too long for a sig.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #110 on: January 16, 2024, 10:28:45 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 15, 2024, 11:16:58 PM
Is that Tempo's Cousin? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Tempo open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Custard. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Luke Getsy running this offense. Sexy Custard’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Mn caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Custard fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Custard we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Custardettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

15 days into 2024, and we have the post of the year.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #111 on: January 16, 2024, 11:19:49 AM »
It was bizarre and barely made sense, but whatever.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #112 on: January 16, 2024, 11:20:55 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on January 16, 2024, 10:28:45 AM
15 days into 2024, and we have the post of the year.

to be fair, its just an edited copypasta about Rex Grossman from an ancient blog called kissing suzy kolber
https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/

not much effort or creativity was involved on my part

can't believe you old timers have never heard that one

« Last Edit: January 16, 2024, 11:22:39 AM by ILLove1997 »
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #113 on: January 16, 2024, 11:25:05 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 16, 2024, 11:20:55 AM
to be fair, its just an edited copypasta about Rex Grossman from an ancient blog called kissing suzy kolber
https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/

not much effort or creativity was involved on my part

can't believe you old timers have never heard that one

Nope, never.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #114 on: January 16, 2024, 01:04:15 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 16, 2024, 11:20:55 AM
to be fair, its just an edited copypasta about Rex Grossman from an ancient blog called kissing suzy kolber
https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/

not much effort or creativity was involved on my part

can't believe you old timers have never heard that one

QAnon97 = Dr. Claudine Gay is a match.
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« Reply #115 on: January 16, 2024, 04:14:59 PM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 15, 2024, 11:16:58 PM
Is that Tempo's Cousin? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Tempo open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Custard. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Luke Getsy running this offense. Sexy Custard’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Mn caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Custard fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Custard we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Custardettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

This takes me back to days of the old CBMB forum. Well done, sir!
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #116 on: January 19, 2024, 02:13:32 PM »
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« Reply #117 on: January 20, 2024, 06:17:22 PM »
Turns out a running quarterback can be a pretty nifty thing to have in playoff games in January.
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« Reply #118 on: January 20, 2024, 06:31:29 PM »
Quote from: Fields First Fan on January 20, 2024, 06:17:22 PM
Turns out a running quarterback can be a pretty nifty thing to have in playoff games in January.

Justin Fields is no Lamar Jackson. You’re delusional…
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« Reply #119 on: January 20, 2024, 06:51:12 PM »
Quote from: Judge Judy on January 20, 2024, 06:31:29 PM
Justin Fields is no Lamar Jackson. You’re delusional…

He’s every bit the runner. And could be a better passer with coaching and talent upgrades.

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