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Other NFL teams/games 2024

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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #810 on: August 19, 2024, 11:13:42 AM »
Is there a “right” one?
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #811 on: August 19, 2024, 11:17:52 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 19, 2024, 11:13:42 AM
Is there a “right” one?

Well, the one you were sucking didn't work out. Maybe Caleb is the right one. Maybe he's not. The only thing we know for sure is the dick you were sucking all last year is gone.
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« Reply #812 on: August 19, 2024, 11:20:20 AM »
Not really into dicks though. Except my own. It’s solid, but probably not spectacular.
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« Reply #813 on: August 19, 2024, 11:24:02 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 19, 2024, 11:20:20 AM
Not really into dicks though. Except my own. It’s solid, but probably not spectacular.

Thanks for the info. You should probably be more confident in your own dick tho.
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« Reply #814 on: August 19, 2024, 11:31:07 AM »
Quote from: Jobu on August 19, 2024, 11:24:02 AM
Thanks for the info. You should probably be more confident in your own dick tho.

I said it’s solid. Probably not HOF worthy, but dependable long-term starter.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #815 on: August 19, 2024, 11:33:26 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 19, 2024, 11:31:07 AM
I said it’s solid. Probably not HOF worthy, but dependable long-term starter.

See, my dick is HOF worthy. And a long term starter. I get laid 2-3 times a week for a reason.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #816 on: August 19, 2024, 01:18:05 PM »
Context matters

Quote from: Tempo34 on May 20, 2024, 03:21:31 PM
I didn’t roast him for going to a golf tournament. I mentioned that I’d  prefer he priority the urgent business of the franchise he is about to lead, before attending a golf tournament. Again, not deal-breaking or anything. Just didn’t care for the message it sent.

Again, you’ve lost the ability read and conprehend. I didn’t criticize him for the car, I said I’d be looking into how money has changed him (if at al). I know you don’t like scrutiny when it comes to your golden boy, but even Dave Wannstedt later said they literally hire investigators to dig on top prospects. That’s normal protocol.

I didn’t criticize him for crying to his mom, but I did think it was funny.

Yes, I don’t care for his activity on social media (when it comes to responding to his critics). He’s going to have critics, I’d rather he not worry about that. You got me on that one. *Tempo doesn’t like that Caleb responds to critics* What an unfair dude Tempo is.
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« Reply #817 on: August 19, 2024, 01:27:03 PM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on August 19, 2024, 01:18:05 PM
Context matters

Wait. We were just talking about our cocks. Where did this come from?
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« Reply #818 on: August 19, 2024, 01:27:47 PM »
Speaking of which, I think I'm due for some pussy tonight. Been a couple days.
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« Reply #819 on: August 19, 2024, 05:02:40 PM »
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #820 on: August 26, 2024, 01:39:43 AM »
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #821 on: September 27, 2024, 09:22:55 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on January 15, 2024, 11:16:58 PM
Is that Tempo's Cousin? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Tempo open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Custard. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t Luke Getsy running this offense. Sexy Custard’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Mn caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Custard fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Custard we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Custardettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #822 on: September 29, 2024, 12:37:40 PM »
Minnesota Vikings are fucking around. Never would’ve thought they’d be this good, but they’re legit.
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« Reply #823 on: September 29, 2024, 01:06:33 PM »
Tampa Bay and Baker Mayfield are for real too.

Philadelphia is overrated as fuck too.
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Re: Other NFL teams/games 2024
« Reply #824 on: September 29, 2024, 01:22:50 PM »
Sam Darnold is looking like an early frontrunner for MVP. Who had that on their bingo card for the 2024 season?
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