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Favorite New Testament Verses

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Favorite New Testament Verses
« on: November 30, 2023, 09:01:40 AM »
“Glorify misogyny, hedonism, and tell thy neighbor to suck your cock on a regular basis; but always keep The Lord thy Savior closest to your heart.” - Romans 14/7
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2023, 09:33:41 AM »
“Attend the University of Illinois, and pursue the flesh; where you will swim in Chinese butthole.” Matthew 11/8

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2023, 09:44:12 AM »
Matthew 7:7
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2023, 09:48:23 AM »
Are you saying don’t be judgmental? That’s rich.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2023, 09:50:36 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 30, 2023, 09:48:23 AM
Are you saying don’t be judgmental? That’s rich.

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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2023, 09:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 30, 2023, 09:33:41 AM
“Attend the University of Illinois, and pursue the flesh; where you will swim in Chinese butthole.” Matthew 11/8

Very nice.
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2023, 09:57:32 AM »
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2023, 10:00:55 AM »
“When it comes to matters of the gridiron, never trust the judgment of a woman. For women are like sheep. They could not possibly know Bijan’s screen pass capabilities. Women are subservient to men, let’s keep it that way.” - Corinthians 13/9
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2023, 10:02:10 AM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on November 30, 2023, 09:57:32 AM
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2023, 10:03:14 AM »
Quote from: Tempo34 on November 30, 2023, 10:00:55 AM
“When it comes to matters of the gridiron, never trust the judgment of a woman. For women are like sheep. They could not possibly know Bijan’s screen pass capabilities. Women are subservient to men, let’s keep it that way.” - Corinthians 13/9


One of my favorites!
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Re: Favorite New Testament Verses
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2023, 10:07:44 AM »
“Obey the government, for God is the One who has put it there. There is no government anywhere that God has not placed in power. So those who refuse to obey the law of the land are refusing to obey God, and punishment will follow." - Romans 13/1-2

(This one’s real)
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.
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