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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #5370 on: December 19, 2024, 11:48:01 AM »
Omitting run blocking

It’s not very good, I suspect. Haven’t seen the metrics, though.
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« Reply #5371 on: December 19, 2024, 11:48:48 AM »
Also know that D’Andre Swift is not a between the tackles runner. No matter how much they try to run him between the tackles (too much).
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« Reply #5372 on: December 19, 2024, 11:53:18 AM »
Imagine changing one guy (who was an upgrade, albeit not a giant one) and crying that “this is a very different line!”
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« Reply #5373 on: December 19, 2024, 11:54:50 AM »
Shelton has been about average in run and pass protection according to PFF. Ridicule of PFF incoming (doesn’t fit the narrative)!
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« Reply #5374 on: December 19, 2024, 11:55:20 AM »
I wonder what Colleen Kane thinks. Or Erik Lambert.
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« Reply #5375 on: December 19, 2024, 11:55:38 AM »
Or Dhruv Koul.
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« Reply #5376 on: December 19, 2024, 12:02:35 PM »
Weak sauce. Very very weak sauce.

The problem is you cannot even recognize when your statements are inherently ridiculous and contradictory.
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« Reply #5377 on: December 19, 2024, 12:04:04 PM »
Imagine changing one guy (who was an upgrade, albeit not a giant one) and crying that “this is a very different line!”

Basically the same guys but not "the same guys." Of course, they had another soft offseason and pre-season camp and bad coaches, which, obviously, had nothing to do with their poorer play.
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« Reply #5378 on: December 19, 2024, 12:11:35 PM »
The problem is you cannot even recognize when your statements are inherently ridiculous and contradictory.

Couple of examples?

You are the undisputed King of contradictory. “Bears are making it to the Super Bowl! Also, fire EVERYONE!

“Justin Fields is the ENTIRE problem! Also, replace the ENTIRE line!”
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« Reply #5379 on: December 19, 2024, 12:12:35 PM »
And the receivers!
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« Reply #5380 on: December 19, 2024, 12:45:06 PM »
It cracks me up to think PAMan pretends to know what these guys are doing or not doing in the offseason and training camp. As if he’s there.
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« Reply #5381 on: December 19, 2024, 01:23:36 PM »
It cracks me up to think PAMan pretends to know what these guys are doing or not doing in the offseason and training camp. As if he’s there.

We can tell they didn't do much based on their performance this year versus last year.
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« Reply #5382 on: December 19, 2024, 01:25:23 PM »
Couple of examples?

You are the undisputed King of contradictory. “Bears are making it to the Super Bowl! Also, fire EVERYONE!

“Justin Fields is the ENTIRE problem! Also, replace the ENTIRE line!”

Strawman in action. I never said he was the ENTIRE problem but a large part of it. He could suck and the line could suck too, as I said. Remember that I said he made them look even worse than they were. Which was true.
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« Reply #5383 on: December 19, 2024, 01:26:22 PM »
Couple of examples?

You are the undisputed King of contradictory. “Bears are making it to the Super Bowl! Also, fire EVERYONE!

“Justin Fields is the ENTIRE problem! Also, replace the ENTIRE line!”

"Basically 'the same guy's" is one of your better ones.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #5384 on: December 19, 2024, 01:29:55 PM »
He does hold the ball too long. Avoids INTs though.

Fields still sucks cock which is why he isn't playing. This team would be even worse with Fields turning the ball over 2x a game.

8 straight games without an int is pretty good for a rookie
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