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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #4065 on: March 07, 2024, 08:41:41 PM »
Sounds a lot like someone else I’ve been hearing a lot about. He left out the part of about taking too many sacks and leading the NCAA in fumbles over 3 years.




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« Reply #4066 on: March 07, 2024, 08:56:27 PM »
This is interesting alright.

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« Reply #4067 on: March 08, 2024, 12:05:39 PM »
Who could doubt Mikey “Beardown” Cuz?

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« Reply #4068 on: March 08, 2024, 12:12:11 PM »
Who could doubt Mikey “Beardown” Cuz?



I will say Mikey Beardown Cuz does have a fairly impressive list of Bears followers. Several high profile players and a few high profile media personalities.
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« Reply #4069 on: March 08, 2024, 12:14:54 PM »
I will say Mikey Beardown Cuz does have a fairly impressive list of Bears followers. Several high profile players and a few high profile media personalities.

As we well know, there are a lot of stupid people out there. Good thing there are no stupid people here at HQ2.
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« Reply #4070 on: March 08, 2024, 12:48:14 PM »
That’s highly debatable.
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« Reply #4072 on: March 09, 2024, 12:34:36 PM »
He choked in the Super Bowl
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« Reply #4073 on: March 09, 2024, 06:10:50 PM »
‘Member that Top 100 players list 😂 well here’s the AFTER last season list and Fields sucks…

https://x.com/clayharbs82/status/1766574616439304298?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ
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« Reply #4074 on: March 10, 2024, 01:29:37 PM »
‘Member that Top 100 players list 😂 well here’s the AFTER last season list and Fields sucks…

https://x.com/clayharbs82/status/1766574616439304298?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

That’s PFF grade. The other list was chosen by players. Also…what do you notice about that list???
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« Reply #4075 on: March 10, 2024, 01:59:03 PM »
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« Reply #4076 on: March 10, 2024, 02:07:07 PM »
LOL..why was his sack rate worse than the other QBs on the team; i.e., the other Bear QBs who didn't hold onto the ball all day long?
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« Reply #4077 on: March 10, 2024, 02:25:02 PM »
LOL..why was his sack rate worse than the other QBs on the team; i.e., the other Bear QBs who didn't hold onto the ball all day long?

Because he was actually making a serious effort to matriculate the ball down the field?
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« Reply #4078 on: March 10, 2024, 02:26:02 PM »
I guess we could ask Justin to average 2.2 air yards but that’s not for me. Thanks, though.
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« Reply #4079 on: March 10, 2024, 02:28:45 PM »
Because he was actually making a serious effort to matriculate the ball down the field?

LOL. Tough to do when you don't read your progressions. We all know that is overrated though.
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