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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #2610 on: December 18, 2023, 08:39:29 PM »
Exhibit 1- Dude is phenomenal in exactly those situations…

https://x.com/mychicagoburner/status/1736825965853159710?s=46&t=nLWTarDKWNHMqYhTVD-LQQ

This is NOT the same situation, hahaha.

He is definitely great at avoiding contact in the backfield, but Fields was caught immediately.  He didn't have a full second to juke like Caleb does in this clip.

I've made my feelings about Fields pretty clear but this ain't it.

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« Reply #2611 on: December 18, 2023, 08:46:57 PM »
It was an RPO and Flus explained it in the link above.

Ok it did look like there was a window to throw it but Fields was probably in run-for-his-life mode at that point because Mooney failed to put more effort into the block. Mooney pretty much completely fucked this play up.
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« Reply #2612 on: December 18, 2023, 08:52:51 PM »
Ok it did look like there was a window to throw it but Fields was probably in run-for-his-life mode at that point because Mooney failed to put more effort into the block. Mooney pretty much completely fucked this play up.

I agree with this too. I was trying to find Mooney’s explanation of what happened but can’t find it now. He explained his side I guess.
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« Reply #2613 on: December 18, 2023, 09:02:58 PM »
Because FOX News told me so…

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« Reply #2614 on: December 18, 2023, 10:06:44 PM »
Drew Lock has more game-winning drives than Fields…
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« Reply #2615 on: December 18, 2023, 11:46:16 PM »
4 plays into the All22 with O’Sullivan and he’s already LOLd two play calls (running two toss plays right at Myles Garrett with TE blocking him) and criticized route design on another play (too condensed).

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2616 on: December 18, 2023, 11:51:35 PM »
Still on play four: “I watch these games every week (Bears) and I just hope that it’s going to be something different, something better and it’s just not (talking about game plan and play-calling). They had all week to decide how to start the game and this is it? Two toss plays out of the pistol right at 95?”
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2617 on: December 18, 2023, 11:54:14 PM »
Before play 5 starts. “(Sighs) What have we got here? I blacked out (laughs).
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2618 on: December 19, 2023, 08:02:43 AM »
With no OL or QB, have to feel sorry for Getsy at this point.

Hopefully this week the Star QB can keep his balance if any shoestring tackles come along.
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« Reply #2619 on: December 19, 2023, 08:11:33 AM »
With no OL or QB, have to feel sorry for Getsy at this point.

Hopefully this week the Star QB can keep his balance if any shoestring tackles come along.

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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2620 on: December 19, 2023, 08:12:14 AM »
With no OL or QB, have to feel sorry for Getsy at this point.

Hopefully this week the Star QB can keep his balance if any shoestring tackles come along.

It was an AMAZING play to get a piece of his shoe!
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2621 on: December 19, 2023, 08:13:08 AM »
Apparently you’ve never played football, I’d rather have to juke a guy than have a guy grab my shoe in stride.
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"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2622 on: December 19, 2023, 08:29:15 AM »
Then again, if Darnell Mooney puts a better block on his guy…
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2623 on: December 19, 2023, 09:19:31 AM »
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Sorry your favorite QB sucks. It sucks for us Bear fans, as opposed to you FFFs.
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« Reply #2624 on: December 19, 2023, 11:05:33 AM »
Sorry your favorite QB sucks. It sucks for us Bear fans, as opposed to you FFFs.

You are not a Bears fan. You are a meatball with a supreme sense of entitlement. 
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.