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« Reply #2550 on: December 18, 2023, 02:37:25 PM »
Hilarious that you think completing this catch would have been some otherworldly feat. Would have been a good catch. Definitely not some sort of “miracle” catch. It would have been spectacular because it was a game winner. Difficulty? 7



I posted the video.  You can see the play he made.  Posting the still without context after he'd already made a great play to be in the position shown here obviously isn't going to change my mind, because I have eyes and can watch the video.

It didn't just fall in his lap like this.  He made the play to put it there, by reaching out with his arm while falling backwards on a tipped ball.

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« Reply #2551 on: December 18, 2023, 02:39:05 PM »
He was good enough to win. And wasn’t a reason they lost.

Pathetic.

Literally can't acknowledge the most obvious truths every single person can see.

You've completely sacrificed your credibility on the Fields discussion here, sorry bud.  No one could say this sort of nonsense and still have any reasonable people take them seriously.

A good QB likely beats the Browns yesterday.

A good playcaller does too, almost certainly, but a good QB beats them.  We can pretend if we want, you obviously are EXTREMELY, WEIRDLY defensive about Justin Fields, but we all know it's true.  A good QB wins that game.

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« Reply #2552 on: December 18, 2023, 02:42:15 PM »
Here’s where I stole my Brock Bowers take from. Posted to Twitter two minutes ago, but this is where I stole it from.

"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2553 on: December 18, 2023, 02:44:55 PM »
What about good blocking or a good run game? Or good pass catching? Do they beat Cleveland yesterday? Good coaching?

Favorite defensive call? Having a 310 pound dlineman drop into coverage against Njoku? Fields’ fault.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2554 on: December 18, 2023, 02:46:28 PM »
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2555 on: December 18, 2023, 02:47:09 PM »
I probably make that catch in high school. I never dropped a kick or a punt (similar catch with a little higher degree of difficulty) you could ask my high school JV coach, but he’s dead.

Tempo34>Mooney!

Maybe you should be returning punts for the Bear
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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« Reply #2556 on: December 18, 2023, 02:48:56 PM »
Tempo34>Mooney!

Maybe you should be returning punts for the Bear

Not fast enough.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2557 on: December 18, 2023, 02:49:22 PM »
Fuckin’ Fields, how could he let this happen?

https://x.com/barroomnetwork/status/1736782134675722286?s=46&t=taZJ_d5ITWr6Hq3PUZDUiQ

Is someone saying this, or are you just openly beating up strawmen and not even pretending to be arguing against the shit other people are saying at this point?

It definitely seems like the second thing, but I don't hang onto PAMan's every word like you do and he loves to troll you, maybe he's blaming Fields for the defensive playcalling.

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« Reply #2558 on: December 18, 2023, 02:50:09 PM »
Fields is the problem.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2559 on: December 18, 2023, 02:50:38 PM »
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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« Reply #2560 on: December 18, 2023, 02:51:43 PM »
But you make Odell style catches!

Not quite that athletic, even in my prime.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2561 on: December 18, 2023, 02:52:40 PM »
This thread has surpassed all expectations in the last 4 pages with Tempo staring as some type of Odell Beckham Jr./Wes Welker monster HS WR.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

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« Reply #2562 on: December 18, 2023, 02:53:59 PM »
Fields is the problem.

He’s certainly a problem, yeah.  Not the only or biggest problem, but I also haven’t seen anyone say he is.

Did someone say that?

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« Reply #2563 on: December 18, 2023, 03:04:29 PM »
This thread has surpassed all expectations in the last 4 pages with Tempo staring as some type of Odell Beckham Jr./Wes Welker monster HS WR.

I was actually a RB. Who could catch really well.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #2564 on: December 18, 2023, 03:06:43 PM »
He’s certainly a problem, yeah.  Not the only or biggest problem, but I also haven’t seen anyone say he is.

Did someone say that?

Spark meet ThePAMan. PAMan, meet Spark. You two could find some common ground.

Fields isn’t as good as I want him to be, and he’s been a huge reason for some bad Bears play the last couple of years; but he wasn’t a primary reason they lost yesterday.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.