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« Reply #960 on: December 05, 2023, 04:52:09 PM »
Well he did miss 4 games in the middle of the season when he was coming off two monster games. I know, I know the “disastrous” 6 for 10 HALF against Minnesota was a sure sign he’s a lost cause.

Coming into the Washington game, he had a passer rating in the mid-80s.  That includes by far his best passing game ever the week before.

Since the Washington game, he has a passer rating in the mid-80s.

For a turnaround, that's a mighty small sample size of actually good play.

And yes, he was bad in that first half against Minnesota.  And also the entire second game against Minnesota.  Those performances are not nearly good enough to keep him.

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« Reply #961 on: December 05, 2023, 04:53:32 PM »
He got your phone number without you giving it to him?

He figured out who you were without you telling him?

I’m talking about the time Jobu created an alt with a dick drawn to my mouth and outed half of my life by going back 3 months on my Twitter feed because he saw me post something on Twitter.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #962 on: December 05, 2023, 04:54:05 PM »
I’m talking about the time Jobu created an alt with a dick drawn to my mouth and outed half of my life by going back 3 months on my Twitter feed because he saw me post something on Twitter.

But he only knew who you were on Twitter because you'd told him, and I assume PAMan got your phone number because you gave it to him.  That's what I'm saying.

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« Reply #963 on: December 05, 2023, 04:55:01 PM »
Spark, PAMan wanted me to tell you he’s part of the “Deep State” Trump rails fan.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #964 on: December 05, 2023, 04:55:33 PM »
Spark, PAMan wanted me to tell you he’s part of the “Deep State” Trump rails fan.

I have no clue what that means, but thanks.

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« Reply #965 on: December 05, 2023, 04:56:15 PM »
I'm actually curious, since we're talking about our real lives.

We've been arguing about sports shit and occasionally other shit for like 15 years.  If someone asked you, 'tell me everything you know about spark mandrill's personal life away from Illini sports message boards,' what would you say?

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« Reply #966 on: December 05, 2023, 04:56:37 PM »
But he only knew who you were on Twitter because you'd told him, and I assume PAMan got your phone number because you gave it to him.  That's what I'm saying.

I’m not sure I told him. He might have matched my picture to one I had here. I’m not sure I ever gave my info so much as was outed.

Regardless, he scrolled 3 months of Tweets to dig up shit on me then shared it.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #967 on: December 05, 2023, 04:57:29 PM »
Yes I gave ThePAMan my number.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #968 on: December 05, 2023, 04:57:49 PM »
Spark, PAMan wanted me to tell you he’s part of the “Deep State” Trump rails fan.

And that is how I "tracked down"  your number...
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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« Reply #969 on: December 05, 2023, 04:58:15 PM »
lol
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #970 on: December 05, 2023, 04:59:09 PM »
But he only knew who you were on Twitter because you'd told him, and I assume PAMan got your phone number because you gave it to him.  That's what I'm saying.

I figured out who he was because he had a picture of himself as his avatar on the old HQ. Then, as I was reading comments on some shitty Danny Parkins post, there was Tempo commenting on it. Hell, he told everyone on old HQ that his name was Wayne. He made himself so easy to find, I found him and wasn’t even looking.

I’ve since apologized for the dox job. I’ve told him I won’t ever bring up his real identity again.
Fucking coward. Don’t fucking snipe me you fucking…KIKE BITCH! - Meyers Leonard
Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock. Priorities?!

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« Reply #971 on: December 05, 2023, 04:59:39 PM »
Why did you go an tell him the truth? Would have fit his narrative that I was all evil, all the time, 24/7.
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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« Reply #972 on: December 05, 2023, 05:01:06 PM »
Good to see we are at the kumbaya part of the argument
Mark Carman: "The Whitlock!...Caleb Williams failed Wayne Whitlock." Been told I need to take my dick out my mouth so maybe I "wont [sic] sound like such a fucking faggot all the time[.]"

Tempo: "PAMan is a pot stirrer and agent provocateur"

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« Reply #973 on: December 05, 2023, 05:02:09 PM »
I made myself so easy to find the natural course of action was to scroll my Twitter feed, share its contents and create an alt with my real name and real picture (with a penis drawn to my mouth). It was such an obvious course of action.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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« Reply #974 on: December 05, 2023, 05:02:58 PM »
I made myself so easy to find the natural course of action was to scroll my Twitter feed, share its contents and create an alt with my real name and real picture (with a penis drawn to my mouth). It was such an obvious course of action.

This is a guy who thinks faking his death is a good laugh.  I can't feign surprise here.