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THE JFC Thread!

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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #420 on: December 02, 2023, 05:30:45 PM »
FUCKING. HILARIOUS.

Even got a "Danny Parkins can't be a stupid shithead" style post to boot.

Unfucking believable.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #421 on: December 02, 2023, 05:31:47 PM »
FUCKING. HILARIOUS.

Even got a "Danny Parkins can't be a stupid shithead" style post to boot.

Unfucking believable.

Most predictable response in the history of HQ2.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #422 on: December 02, 2023, 05:32:29 PM »
Read it (again) PAMan.

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« Reply #423 on: December 02, 2023, 05:33:57 PM »
Lulz nice pivot.

He’s not been even near that ranking. And as Spark said, I don’t think it’s the flex you think it is.”
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #424 on: December 02, 2023, 05:34:02 PM »
PAMan knee jerk responses to anything Danny Parkins is as bankable as the sun setting in the west.
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #425 on: December 02, 2023, 05:34:30 PM »
Read it (again) PAMan.



Preseason list in August. Awesome. Guess what? They were wrong. He sucks.
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« Reply #426 on: December 02, 2023, 05:34:49 PM »
He’s not been even near that ranking. And as Spark said, I don’t think it’s the flex you think it is.”

You don’t think his NFL peers viewing him as a top player means anything?
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« Reply #427 on: December 02, 2023, 05:35:25 PM »
PAMan knee jerk responses to anything Danny Parkins is as bankable as the sun setting in the west.

What is predictable is he is a bigger moron than just about everyone here.
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« Reply #428 on: December 02, 2023, 05:36:06 PM »
You don’t think his NFL peers viewing him as a top player means anything?

In August....doesn't mean shit when they won't let him throw downfield unless he absolutely has to
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« Reply #429 on: December 02, 2023, 05:36:15 PM »
You don’t think his NFL peers viewing him as a top player means anything?

Nope, I really don’t. He is not a good passer and has not been anywhere close to that ranking. Again, lots of that is based on potential.
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« Reply #430 on: December 02, 2023, 05:36:41 PM »
What a great day. Kudos to Spark and the Illini
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« Reply #431 on: December 02, 2023, 05:36:56 PM »
Ryan Leaf was ranked the second best prospect in a certain draft. So what?
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Re: THE JFC Thread!
« Reply #432 on: December 02, 2023, 05:37:59 PM »
In August....doesn't mean shit when they won't let him throw downfield unless he absolutely has to

What is confusing about the words “last year?”
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« Reply #433 on: December 02, 2023, 05:40:10 PM »
What is confusing about the words “last year?”

What is confusing about it being August? LOL. I'll take Lawrence in the 2024 August poll....
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« Reply #434 on: December 02, 2023, 05:40:23 PM »
Ryan Leaf was ranked the second best prospect in a certain draft. So what?

Lol what a bizarre take. Talk about a wild pitch.
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