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Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2023, 09:54:19 PM »
Pretty sure this is a sign to just stop watching all football
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2023, 09:54:35 PM »
When you can't move bodies against Nebraska you should give up football.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2023, 09:55:49 PM »
2 for 10 on 3rd down in a no contest game. Go figure.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2023, 10:03:28 PM »
Running out of the shotgun on 4th and 1 everytime…

Stupid as fuck

Getsy calls plays for the Illini, too?
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2023, 10:04:35 PM »
At LEAST Lunny Jr. needs to be fired right after this game. At the very least!
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2023, 10:06:08 PM »
At LEAST Lunny Jr. needs to be fired right after this game. At the very least!

Still cracks me up Custard tried to differentiate the Illini from the Bears. They are born of the same cloth.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #96 on: October 06, 2023, 10:07:31 PM »
Getsy calls plays for the Illini, too?

I'd take Getsy. Always scheming guys open!
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #97 on: October 06, 2023, 10:19:39 PM »
Absolutely abysmal Jesus christ
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #98 on: October 06, 2023, 10:23:45 PM »
We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse

I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.

Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit

I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #99 on: October 06, 2023, 10:27:24 PM »
We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse

I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.

Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit

I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.

In the last 2.5 years the Illini have won the Big Ten in basketball twice, had a 1 seed in the tourney, and played in a January bowl game.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #100 on: October 06, 2023, 10:28:20 PM »
We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse

I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.

Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit

I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2023, 10:30:38 PM »
It's amazing how bad our OL is. The worst in the BIG10.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2023, 10:34:31 PM »
It's amazing how bad our OL is. The worst in the BIG10.

At least tell me Olin’s kid is decent.
"He commented more than once that, 'You know, Hitler did some good things, too,'" Kelly recalled to The Times. Kelly said he would usually quash the conversation by saying "nothing (Hitler) did, you could argue, was good," but that Trump would occasionally bring up the topic again.

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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2023, 10:43:14 PM »
At least tell me Olin’s kid is decent.

He’s the one hiking the ball low every snap…

And a piece of that horrible O-line…
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Re: Hey Tempo! The Illini play Nebraska Friday Night @ 7pm!
« Reply #104 on: October 07, 2023, 01:58:17 AM »
We are basically back to where we were when Lovie was fired. Maybe worse

I give up. I don't get it. After last season, I thought we could maintain some consistency to be at a minimum- 6 win team every season.

Thank you Purdue for poaching Walters, and to coach Bielema thank you for not firing Lunny. We are seeing the the great results of all that shit

I'm done with Illinois football for the season. Not going to even bother coming up for a game. At least I have English Premier League to watch on the weekends, but my team (Tottenham) will find a way to disappoint me too. I just suck at fandom I guess.

Well said, guess I'll find something else to do like wait for our inevitable marginal basketball team to start playing
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