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Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch

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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #765 on: May 11, 2021, 06:11:20 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 06:09:49 PM
Where were you? That’s a good starting point.
Jupiter's.

I may have been on the clock.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #766 on: May 11, 2021, 06:15:30 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 06:10:25 PM
Seriously? There's no time for such niceties.

I can’t picture it
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #767 on: May 11, 2021, 06:16:48 PM »
Lean forward, grab the handrail.

It's not that complicated.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #768 on: May 11, 2021, 06:20:21 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 06:16:56 PM
Was this one of those bartender - client hook ups or did she work there?
Just taking care of my patrons.

You can't have two bartenders leave the floor at the same time, capisce?
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #769 on: May 11, 2021, 06:35:46 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 06:28:06 PM
Right. I was thinking bartender-waitress type thing.
So, patron. Dark skinned. Who was she there with? Dark skinned black chicks don’t just show up at Jupiter’s alone, right?

She was a regular. I think she was there alone. But her on-and-off boyfriend was a DJ. More of a lover than a fighter.

We need to move on to the older lady I fucked in the unfinished basement next door.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #770 on: May 11, 2021, 06:41:44 PM »
Nah. Not a regular. Didn't even live in town.

Her husband was terminal. Near death. So her gay friend took her out for drinks, to get her mind off things.

He kept an eye on the bar and nursed his drink while I helped her forget.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #771 on: May 11, 2021, 06:49:09 PM »
It's nice to fire one's load straight up the chute without even considering paternity issues.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #772 on: May 11, 2021, 07:29:42 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on May 11, 2021, 05:06:27 PM
Oh, you would love it if I was an Illinois beat writer.  The problem is I wouldn't last a full week.
Setting aside the bathroom fuckery, this comment reminded me of the look on Groce's face near the end when Brett Beherns asked him a mildly critical question and he did the "goodness gracious" bit. Fuckin gold.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #773 on: May 11, 2021, 07:45:51 PM »
Was it one of you assholes that pointed out the DIA's removing that question from the Official version of that video? I remember reading that on a message board.

They've also deleted every Tim Beckman presser.

That's why we have an independent press. You can't trust big brother.

Here you go Cal.

https://www.illinireport.info/2017/02/the-bret-beherns-moment/
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #774 on: May 11, 2021, 07:53:04 PM »
It would be gross incompetence to leave that shit up.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #775 on: May 11, 2021, 08:05:29 PM »
There's this weird period of time that unfolded in the last decade or so.

It's the era that came after universal access to the World Wide Web, but before people realized that "it's on the web" does *not* equal "it will be on the web forever."
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #776 on: May 11, 2021, 08:43:10 PM »
That’s what YouTube is for
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #777 on: May 11, 2021, 09:07:26 PM »
YouTube was my first experience with not forever.

I enjoyed watching all the Jeremy Brett Holmeses, in ten minute segments. And then the entire Starman2110 channel disappeared.
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #778 on: May 11, 2021, 09:17:01 PM »
goodness gracious sakes alive
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Re: Coach Hulka Illini 2021-22 Roster and Staff Watch
« Reply #779 on: May 11, 2021, 09:51:31 PM »
Quote from: fucking on May 11, 2021, 09:07:26 PM
YouTube was my first experience with not forever.

I enjoyed watching all the Jeremy Brett Holmeses, in ten minute segments. And then the entire Starman2110 channel disappeared.

Sorry, I meant for Tim Beckman gaffes, specifically.

P.S. I got some non-porta potty fuck stories but I’m not motivated to post them right now
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