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Cricket Club of Illinois

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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2021, 10:42:46 AM »
Quote from: ILLove1997 on March 11, 2021, 10:28:21 AM
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2021, 11:33:14 AM »
Quote from: Ron Mexico on March 10, 2021, 08:21:11 PM
I mean, I've gambled on a lotta crazy stuff and I'm legally obligated to say that I have regretted much of it, buuuut I might take some of that action depending on what we're betting on. Who they playin?

Well it's for the National College Cricket Association Intercollegiate Nationals Tournament starting from 18 March. Since Bar Stool looks like a bust, maybe interested parties can DM me for a pool. Bring lotsa cash though...
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2021, 11:43:31 AM »
Quote from: IhaveB1Gpenis on March 11, 2021, 04:36:21 AM
I'm sorry, you probably went to Maryland so you're used to dog shit cricketers on your team. Dakshayan Varshney will mop floors with Karteek Pusluri all day and deep into the night if you know what I mean. Sure, 25+ centuries are nice but against Mizzou? That is really selective vision on your part especially with the thrashing the CCI cricketers received from the NDSU squad on the heels of the blowout from Wyo. Technical school. What happened in both of those tests? Your boi Karteek Pusluri gave up 50+ centuries early in the test like the dog shit player he is. You sir need to go to the eye dr. and one that probably didn't graduate from Maryland at that.

Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status. 
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2021, 02:25:15 PM »
Take it to the cricket board FFS
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2021, 06:12:47 PM »
Quote from: IlliniMasterBlaster on March 11, 2021, 11:43:31 AM
Maryland? Sir you may go and get yourself fucked. WyoTech was near the top of the standings for the NCCAIN Cup before COVID hit, lest you forget. Plus their Backward Square Leg, Sreeharsha Kavuru joined the Canterbury Cricket Association in New Zealand from 1 Feb of this year, so don't you tell me that was a test we were supposed to win. That level of ignorance is the level of the Rutgers alumni casual fan status.

You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker! 
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2021, 04:51:29 AM »
Quote from: IhaveB1Gpenis on March 11, 2021, 06:12:47 PM
You know how wrong you are here, Finger Blaster! Sreeharsha Kavuru is going to get splinters of New Zealand pine in his arse while Todd Astle plays each inning. TODD ASTLE!!! And we all know Canterbury is the second best in New Zealand, which is the Illinois State of international cricket hubs. Now I suppose you're going to tell me that Karteek Pusluri was awestruck by competing against the *amazing* future benchwarmer on a shit club. This dick sucker attitude of yours is why CCI will never be at the level of Wyo. Technical. Wyo Technical demands more of their cricketers or they will get beaten by rodeo cowboys on the pitch after the match. You go back to Maryland, dick sucker!

You sir are the big penis sucker! Maybe if you were in the stands cheering on and supporting CCI during these critical tests like a real fan, we'd have better results. But no, Karteek Pusluri and crew were left to participate in a hostile environment with a juggernaut of a team pressured to "win or else" and how are you supposed to compete with that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the tourney from 18 March and maybe your divine cricket knowledge will come in handy for some wagering. A few have already slid into my DMs for my tourney pool and I suggest you do the same (lotsa cash on the line) unless your real name is I haveB1Gmangina...
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2021, 06:42:50 AM »
Quote from: IlliniMasterBlaster on March 12, 2021, 04:51:29 AM
You sir are the big penis sucker! Maybe if you were in the stands cheering on and supporting CCI during these critical tests like a real fan, we'd have better results. But no, Karteek Pusluri and crew were left to participate in a hostile environment with a juggernaut of a team pressured to "win or else" and how are you supposed to compete with that? Anyway, I'm looking forward to the tourney from 18 March and maybe your divine cricket knowledge will come in handy for some wagering. A few have already slid into my DMs for my tourney pool and I suggest you do the same (lotsa cash on the line) unless your real name is I haveB1Gmangina...

Fuck you, Finger Blaster. The only way Karteek Pusluri would have 100 runs against his name would be if he was bowling!
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2021, 07:10:51 AM »
Quote from: IhaveB1Gpenis on March 12, 2021, 06:42:50 AM
Fuck you, Finger Blaster. The only way Karteek Pusluri would have 100 runs against his name would be if he was bowling!

Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered? 
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2021, 07:48:27 AM »
Quote from: Karteek on March 12, 2021, 07:10:51 AM
Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered?

Hey, loved the interview this morning about your cricketing struggles and other persecutions.
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2021, 08:25:05 AM »
This is all I can think of when reading this thread

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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2021, 10:00:07 AM »
No safe spaces here fellas. If you are feeling triggered you may need to direct your cricket conversations to Illinois Loyalty where Dan can protect your feelings.

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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #26 on: March 12, 2021, 10:58:01 AM »
hahaha millenials
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #27 on: March 12, 2021, 02:42:26 PM »
...So England beat India by 8 wickets (27 balls left) in the first T20. I did not see that coming, which means I'm down pretty big on Fan Duel at the moment.

It's not too late to throw some cash into my NCCAIN pool for those interested.
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #28 on: March 15, 2021, 06:28:42 PM »
You fellas catch any of the Illini basketball games this weekend?
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Re: Cricket Club of Illinois
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2021, 11:05:21 PM »
I see this is the hotelier thread
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