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Re: 9/11
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2026, 03:33:43 PM »
Quote from: ThePAMan on September 14, 2026, 03:31:40 PM
Pretty good stuff for middle schoolers....

It was, actually. The need another seven astronauts thing was literally when we saw the damn thing on fire and plummeting.
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« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2026, 03:39:34 PM »
Wash up on shore was a challenger joke too.

How about gallows humor with a sexist twist? What were Christa McAuliffe's last  words?

Dry: What did Teddy Kennedy say when Mary Jo Kopechne told him she was pregnant?

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« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2026, 03:43:05 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on September 14, 2026, 03:39:34 PM
Wash up on shore was a challenger joke too.

How about gallows humor with a sexist twist? What were Christa McAuliffe's last  words?

What did Teddy Kennedy say when Mary Jo Kopechne told him she was pregnant?

The last words one was multi faceted. One version is "what's this button?" Another, more dark one is " You feed the kids, I'll feed the fish."

As far as the Ted Kennedy one, Idk. That one is old. Probably something to do with the whole car off the bridge thing tho
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Re: 9/11
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2026, 03:43:54 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 14, 2026, 03:17:54 PM
9/11 is not a joking matter, douchebag

Don't like gallows humor or jumbotrons?
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« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2026, 03:45:30 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 03:43:05 PM
The last words one was multi faceted. One version is "what's this button?" Another, more dark one is " You feed the kids, I'll feed the fish."

As far as the Ted Kennedy one, Idk. That one is old. Probably something to do with the whole car off the bridge thing tho

We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
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« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2026, 03:47:13 PM »
Quote from: illiniray on September 14, 2026, 03:45:30 PM
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

Yep. Makes sense. We'll cross it. Or we won't.
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Re: 9/11
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2026, 04:09:25 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 03:27:07 PM
Not sure if I'm missing an inside joke here, but the thing about living in this shithole we call America is that we can say whatever we want.


And I can say Custard is a douchebag, but apparently you don't like MY free speech.
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2026, 04:14:22 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 14, 2026, 04:09:25 PM
And I can say Custard is a douchebag, but apparently you don't like MY free speech.

Oh, no. Sorry. I like your free speech very much.

I can say Custard is a douchebag too. And it's true.
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« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2026, 04:16:00 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 04:14:22 PM
Oh, no. Sorry. I like your free speech very much.

I can say Custard is a douchebag too. And it's true.

Good to have you back
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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2026, 04:17:57 PM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 14, 2026, 04:16:00 PM
Good to have you back

Thanks. I'll be around mostly for sports talk.
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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2026, 05:14:07 PM »
Quote from: Jobu on September 14, 2026, 04:17:57 PM
Thanks. I'll be around mostly for sports talk.

Punching Trump is a good sport
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Re: 9/11
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2026, 10:44:49 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 14, 2026, 03:17:54 PM
9/11 is not a joking matter, douchebag

Damn, getting called a douchebag by a spandex wearing cyclist who records confrontations with motorists and posts them online for street/bike lane cred!

This one is going to be tough to recover from
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Re: 9/11
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2026, 11:07:39 AM »
Quote from: Custard on September 15, 2026, 10:44:49 AM
Damn, getting called a douchebag by a spandex wearing cyclist who records confrontations with motorists and posts them online for street/bike lane cred!

This one is going to be tough to recover from

Surfs the web looking for 15 year old junk for fun. Your imaginary lady friend must find that sexy

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Re: 9/11
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2026, 11:57:43 AM »
Quote from: murphstahoe on September 15, 2026, 11:07:39 AM
Surfs the web looking for 15 year old junk for fun. Your imaginary lady friend must find that sexy

You volunteered that information on IlliniHQ, although it may have been HQ1 and not HQ2. Not sure.

I remember it because you posted that just a few days after I got stuck behind a cyclist on a narrow country road just outside St Charles. I was taking a trailer load of calves to a sale and it was an unusually hot fall day after having been cool for a while, which is hard on cattle.

I couldn’t get around this prick and get moving fast enough to get any air through the trailer to keep them cool. Maybe it was my imagination but I felt like he was enjoying every second of it.
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Re: 9/11
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2026, 01:07:21 PM »
Quote from: Custard on September 15, 2026, 11:57:43 AM
You volunteered that information on IlliniHQ, although it may have been HQ1 and not HQ2. Not sure.

I remember it because you posted that just a few days after I got stuck behind a cyclist on a narrow country road just outside St Charles. I was taking a trailer load of calves to a sale and it was an unusually hot fall day after having been cool for a while, which is hard on cattle.

I couldn’t get around this prick and get moving fast enough to get any air through the trailer to keep them cool. Maybe it was my imagination but I felt like he was enjoying every second of it.

Getting stuck behind a lone cyclist on a country road? Boo hoo—who hasn’t dealt with that? To me, the story says more about your driving skills.

Also, it’s usually best not to finish a sentence that starts with “maybe it was my imagination.”

That said, a wolf pack of cyclists who refuse to ride single file or split into smaller groups when a car approaches from behind are being jerks.
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