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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #525 on: December 18, 2023, 04:12:27 PM »
Thanks to my glorious nap I missed the end. After seeing Tempo’s avatars I thought, “Oh wow, he did really have that in his lap and should have caught it.”

Then I saw the actual video posted here (spark’s stills are especially damning) and it was much more bang-bang and way more difficult of a catch than I’d imagined. 
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #526 on: December 18, 2023, 04:32:11 PM »
Thanks to my glorious nap I missed the end. After seeing Tempo’s avatars I thought, “Oh wow, he did really have that in his lap and should have caught it.”

Then I saw the actual video posted here (spark’s stills are especially damning) and it was much more bang-bang and way more difficult of a catch than I’d imagined.

He’s an NFL receiver. He can make that catch pretty often. You just don’t see it unfold like that often.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #527 on: December 18, 2023, 04:32:51 PM »
Thanks to my glorious nap I missed the end. After seeing Tempo’s avatars I thought, “Oh wow, he did really have that in his lap and should have caught it.”

Then I saw the actual video posted here (spark’s stills are especially damning) and it was much more bang-bang and way more difficult of a catch than I’d imagined.

You know that Tempo would have made that catch in HS.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #528 on: December 18, 2023, 04:39:43 PM »
He’s an NFL receiver. He can make that catch pretty often. You just don’t see it unfold like that often.

You literally said you could've made the play.  LOL.

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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #529 on: December 18, 2023, 04:47:41 PM »
You know that Tempo would have made that catch in HS.

Probably half the time or better.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #530 on: December 18, 2023, 04:47:57 PM »
You literally said you could've made the play.  LOL.

Half the time or better.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #531 on: December 18, 2023, 04:49:06 PM »
That’s why DK Metcalf makes that play 90+% of the time.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #532 on: December 18, 2023, 04:49:46 PM »
He literally had it in his lap with his forearms under it.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #533 on: December 18, 2023, 04:51:31 PM »
Can’t expect him to make this catch!

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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #534 on: December 18, 2023, 05:06:34 PM »
Wait, you went from a HS player making the catch 8.5 times out of 10, to telling us what great hands you had as a receiver at RB and that you would have caught that ball, to now you only catching it half the time?
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #535 on: December 18, 2023, 05:19:38 PM »
Half the time or better.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Couldn't make it up, man.

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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #536 on: December 18, 2023, 05:20:08 PM »
Can’t expect him to make this catch!



You would not even have gotten to the point this screenshot was taken.  The ball would've already been on the ground.

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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #537 on: December 18, 2023, 05:21:01 PM »
That’s why DK Metcalf makes that play 90+% of the time.

You live in an absolute delusional fantasy world if you think any person on earth is catching this ball 9 out of 10 times falling backwards.


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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #538 on: December 18, 2023, 05:22:56 PM »
Tempo once made 46 consecutive free shots in high school. Then he made 27 more after the streak was broken.
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Re: Bears @ Browns
« Reply #539 on: December 18, 2023, 05:29:47 PM »
You think Kmet is going to throw his teammate (and probable friend) under the bus? Lol. Not gonna happen.

Didn’t you post a link showing DJ Moore saying good things about Fields?! 😂🤣 what did you expect HIM to say?!
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