Got to watch them for the first time this year. Holy shit, real live athletes. The shitty remake of Hoosiers that Weber started is finally over. Thank you Coach Underwood, now maybe try not looking like a psychopath on the sideline for 5 seconds. And the hair. The fucking glorious hair. I was concerned about replacing Curbelo's Sideshow Bob doo, but the kids are stepping up. Good for them. Looks to be a fun season.

Sorry, but I can't let this go, because I'm a small petty man. Marty Simmons transferred to Evansvillle after Knight ran him off not Indiana St. That was another guy some of you may have heard of from French Lick. Also just to go on Simmons played for Ron Feller at L'ville who was actually even crazier than Knight if you can believe it.