Fuck you, Finger Blaster. The only way Karteek Pusluri would have 100 runs against his name would be if he was bowling!

Hey Biggie Small dick, I'm 20 years old and CCI doesn't exactly have any athletic scholarships for us cricketers. Some of us have to just wait for Biden to forgive our student loans. And since I'm from Elgin, I probably won't get mine forgiven as quickly as some of my teammates from India. At least none of them are Pakis, but still the competition is really tough at the NCCAIN and I don't need this amount of negativity and pressure since uni is supposed to be a safe space. How am I supposed to bowl against WyoTech when I'm on the verge of being triggered?